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Old 12-06-2017, 03:09 PM   #26
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He got a new gig....as a designated survivor
Yes..Mr President..but we dont have much time!
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Old 12-06-2017, 03:13 PM   #27
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Yes..Mr President..but we dont have much time!
The life in the White House is vastly stressful...I was hoping he gets a more laid back gig...you know without being shot at and without chasing homegrown terrorists...etc. No such luck though...Poor Jack Bauer!
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Old 12-06-2017, 03:15 PM   #28
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The life in the White House is vastly stressful...I was hoping he gets a more laid back gig...you know without being shot at and without chasing homegrown terrorist...etc. No such luck though...Poor Jack Bauer!
He made a series called "Touch" where he was the parent of a special kid..was pretty entertaining
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Old 12-06-2017, 03:17 PM   #29
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He made a series called "Touch" where he was the parent of a special kid..was pretty entertaining
Oh! Yeah! ....I remember that.... was on a run a lot....lol running from evil goons
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Old 12-06-2017, 03:28 PM   #30
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You get a spank for every year, which means we have to hire the Mormon Tabernacle Choir again. They are almost rested up from last year.
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Old 12-06-2017, 03:30 PM   #31
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You get a spank for every year, which means we have to hire the Mormon Tabernacle Choir again. They are almost rested up from last year.
The wheels of my imagination are spinning like crazy now Thanks for that Jill.
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Old 12-06-2017, 03:32 PM   #32
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You get a spank for every year, which means we have to hire the Mormon Tabernacle Choir again. They are almost rested up from last year.
Man..do I love those BDSM tambourines
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Old 12-06-2017, 03:36 PM   #33
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Old 12-06-2017, 03:37 PM   #34
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Happy birthday Ice, hopefully with lots of vodka and naughtiness
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Old 12-06-2017, 03:37 PM   #35
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Aint my birthday mate..but thx anyways
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I see I need to read opening posts more
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You aint on your own hun
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Old 12-06-2017, 04:29 PM   #38
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You are stealing attention from my REAL birthday. You better direct stray wanderers to my thread, or you'll need one of those eyeball directed special computers mounted on your wheelchair when your actual birthday comes around.

But, to put a generous spin on this, you have so many fewer bdays left than I do, so here's a cupcake with a candle.
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Old 12-06-2017, 04:33 PM   #39
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You are such an ass...stealing hijiller’s thunder...

I thought you WERE the fat bastard in the red suit...my mistake
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Old 12-06-2017, 06:22 PM   #40
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This is your way of sneaking in double the presents.
I commend your efforts.
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Old 12-06-2017, 06:30 PM   #41
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Happy Birthday Dude Cannot think of any funny shit to out do those above Hope your day is a great one
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Old 12-06-2017, 06:46 PM   #42
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Happy birthday
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Old 12-06-2017, 09:11 PM   #43
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Happy Birthday brother and lot and lots of many more birthday to come.
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Old 12-06-2017, 09:19 PM   #44
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Happy Day of the Birth, Ice!!!
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It's your day!!

to

Take a chance
sing and dance

but we'll take a stance...

Sir, put on your pants!!!

Happy Birthday you old $#@&
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Hiya ICE ...HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! ...So what now? A new liver, organic vodka, 2 pounds of Horny Goat Weed and a gallon of KY - Red/Blue and ROCK ....and of course ....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9s_CQx4ylU

Make 'We be Jammin' a national anthem ...Well, since Jerusalem is now the capital~~~ (OUCH!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qdw...=RD2QdwYY9rZL4
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Old 12-07-2017, 05:53 AM   #47
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You're really keen on hitting that big 6-0 ASAP, aren't ya?
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HIYA ICE --Gotta tell ya it's been one hell of a ride this last year ...and you have been right all along!

Let me begin by saying 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY'' ...and happy birthday from the 'pope of Melbourne' <sniff>, I am so sad to hear he died ....he sends his best 'fuck you' ....but, I heard him say ...'thou I die I shall live again! For thine be the glory and the power 4ever!' ~~~ and who killed jc??

Ok ...now my man, I wanna tell you I am 'edgy' and just waiting to go on a p--hunt ...feel me?? Yes Sir ....been a while and it is time ....

So, when you see it hittin the fan over there, remember, whoever gets 'Lil Kimmi' wins $ 43 Billion!!!!!

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It is NOT,,I repeat NOT...my birthday!

Please please please people..for the love of god and all that is holy...please read the bloody OP!

Ta

And if you feel the overwhelming need to go wish someone a real happy birthday...pick on Jill..or Bluesky...eh?
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