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Old 08-15-2014, 03:53 PM   #51
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Oh mighty fortune teller.. what do you see happening in the evening for me?
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Old 08-15-2014, 03:54 PM   #52
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fortune=will i ever get that extra inch ?

yes, but it will be angry inch.

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Old 08-15-2014, 03:59 PM   #53
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Madame Jill, do you have any sure things at the track. Or an inside line on stocks...

I have to bulk buy shoes and would some plane tickets. Any and all help appreciated.

I hope this gig pays the bills.
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Old 08-15-2014, 04:09 PM   #54
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Ok, my turn!!!!!! I've been audited, will it ever happen again?
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Old 08-15-2014, 04:37 PM   #55
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Madame Jill, do you have any sure things at the track. Or an inside line on stocks...

I have to bulk buy shoes and would some plane tickets. Any and all help appreciated.

I hope this gig pays the bills.
yes on stocks. buy Costco at lowest price you can find. soon many hearing aid lines will swell their coffers.

at track find out if a jockey has a birthday that week. bet him.
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Old 08-15-2014, 04:40 PM   #56
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Ok, my turn!!!!!! I've been audited, will it ever happen again?

Next time you are asked if you are a god, say yes. then correct yourself and admit you are voodoo priest. deductions are non profit. narrow eyes. auditor will vanish.
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Old 08-15-2014, 04:41 PM   #57
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Next time you are asked if you are a god, say yes. then correct yourself and admit you are voodoo priest. deductions are non profit. narrow eyes. auditor will vanish.

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Old 08-15-2014, 04:42 PM   #58
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Dear fortune teller, will I ever have sex with someone I want to be with, again?
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Old 08-15-2014, 04:44 PM   #59
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Yes, you love your self very much

Dear Fortune Teller... can someone just finish this stuff up for me please??
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Old 08-15-2014, 04:47 PM   #60
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Dear fortune teller, will I ever have sex with someone I want to be with, again?

You will find excellent place to hide your sausage, but first must sacrifice 7 nights watching AGT auditions to clear air of all lingering spirits.

you may need another fortune. set appointment with gypsy girl assistant.
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Old 08-15-2014, 04:49 PM   #61
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Dear Fortune Teller... can someone just finish this stuff up for me please??
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Old 08-15-2014, 04:54 PM   #62
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You will find excellent place to hide your sausage, but first must sacrifice 7 nights watching AGT auditions to clear air of all lingering spirits.

you may need another fortune. set appointment with gypsy girl assistant.
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Old 08-16-2014, 09:29 AM   #63
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Dear Fortune Teller......I was hoping to recieve an erotic story from someone.....will it happen or should I just browse through Literotica?
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Dear Fortune Teller......I was hoping to recieve an erotic story from someone.....will it happen or should I just browse through Literotica?
Optimists believe we live in the best of worlds; pessimists fear this is true.

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Dear Fortune Teller: What truly is the "New York state of mind"?
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Dear fortune teller. Where will I be in 5 years?
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One must be down to earth and above it all.
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Old 08-16-2014, 12:08 PM   #68
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Father of two robot children, one natural born, one purchased, lightly used, on Ebay.
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Fortune Teller: Why are no two snowflakes are the same?
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Fortune Teller: Why are no two snowflakes are the same?
Fortune Teller supersedes natural sciences.

. Future of flake is to believe in its own uniqueness as it inevitably joins the masses. This is referred to in fortune circles as the snow teen years.

I sense green flakes in your future, many , many. These are not of snow but pictures of American leaders. respect them.

Fortune teller tired from heavy snow call.

FROM NOW ON FEE IS TWO CENTS AND BEER.

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Old 08-19-2014, 12:12 AM   #71
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Dear fortune teller.. can I have an answer to the question I'm thinking right now?
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The answer is "Yes"!

Dear Fortune teller, should I have that extra helping of ice cream?
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Your fortune shows many questions. Do not confuse contemplation with constipation. Often the decision is less important than the speed with which you decide. Trust your impulse.
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Dear Fortune teller, should I have that extra helping of ice cream?

Forces align and rumble. Best not to overfill the volcano as eruptions can be sudden and violent. Seek Activa.
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Dear Fortune Teller, will I have the strength to make it through my work week without sporking a customer or choking a co worker?
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