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Old 12-02-2014, 02:42 PM   #251
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Show them my "Mops Through the Ages" Collection. If I really like you then I will show you the antiques mops from the 1940s I own.

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Old 12-02-2014, 02:43 PM   #252
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ask to lend some money ?
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Old 12-02-2014, 02:47 PM   #253
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Whisper at them from the closet!!!
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Old 12-02-2014, 03:33 PM   #254
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Hand them a condom that has "I like you" written on the foil.
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Old 12-03-2017, 11:30 PM   #255
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Old 12-03-2017, 11:33 PM   #256
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I leave a bacon trail and a snare!
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Old 12-03-2017, 11:39 PM   #257
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I am pretty shy in person. Tripping over my words is a sure sign. Lolol
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Old 12-05-2017, 07:34 PM   #258
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Old 12-05-2017, 07:58 PM   #259
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I completely ignore them... I think after a few years they get the hint.
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Old 12-05-2017, 08:23 PM   #260
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Old 12-05-2017, 08:28 PM   #261
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You canít make an omelet with out cracking a few eggs..
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Old 12-05-2017, 08:31 PM   #262
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I'm not a chicken, so I'm failing to see the connection. Sheesh, you pigs are touchy!
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Old 12-06-2017, 08:53 AM   #263
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When I value their company more than sleep, it's a pretty sure sign.
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Old 12-06-2017, 01:14 PM   #264
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Run them over with my car....gently.
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Old 12-06-2017, 01:21 PM   #265
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Run them over with my car....gently.
Then drag them into your house..put a corset on them and a lasso around their balls and...am I reading too much into this?
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Old 12-06-2017, 01:25 PM   #266
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Then drag them into your house..put a corset on them and a lasso around their balls and...am I reading too much into this?

Just glad you remember our first meeting.
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Old 12-06-2017, 01:30 PM   #267
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Just glad you remember our first meeting.
More than you do...Mrs Two Glasses
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Old 12-06-2017, 01:32 PM   #268
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More than you do...Mrs Two Glasses
I seem to recall serenading you with YMCA at one point.
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Old 12-06-2017, 01:34 PM   #269
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I seem to recall serenading you with YMCA at one point.
Was that with?..or without the Darth Vader mask?
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Old 12-06-2017, 01:35 PM   #270
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Was that with?..or without the Darth Vader mask?
Gas mask!....shows how much you remember.
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Gas mask!....shows how much you remember.
"Bratty!..shhhhhhhhghhhhh..you..sghhhhhhhhh..a re my son!"
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Old 12-06-2017, 01:42 PM   #272
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"Bratty!..shhhhhhhhghhhhh..you..sghhhhhhhhh..a re my son!"
Tell the whole board about my sex-change why don'tcha??

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Old 12-06-2017, 01:44 PM   #273
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Tell the whole board about my sex-change why don'tcha??

Who?..moi?..Im no gossip..thank you very much!
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Old 12-06-2017, 01:58 PM   #274
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You just tell them and stand back and wait to see if they going to throw something at you or say thank you .
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Old 12-06-2017, 11:40 PM   #275
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