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Old 09-30-2014, 06:28 PM   #26
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well you flirt with them of course
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Old 09-30-2014, 08:25 PM   #27
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I just kick em in the balls. The smart ones know how to duck...or pretend to have high pain threshhold
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Old 09-30-2014, 08:28 PM   #28
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I like you ?? Where are the hard questions
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Old 09-30-2014, 08:33 PM   #29
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Shoot their husband.
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Old 09-30-2014, 10:16 PM   #30
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"Hey! HEY!! Yeah, you. I like you."

No imagination on my part, but the idea gets across.
Worked on me.

What do I do? Swallow.
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Old 09-30-2014, 10:35 PM   #31
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I do what apparently all the women here who like me do. I play hard to get.
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Old 09-30-2014, 10:36 PM   #32
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I sleep in the wet spot.
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Old 09-30-2014, 10:37 PM   #33
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Old 09-30-2014, 10:43 PM   #34
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I sneak up from behind and pull their ponytail...
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Old 09-30-2014, 10:44 PM   #35
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I sneak up from behind and pull their ponytail...
Ouch!!!! . Say. Yay you're here!!!!!
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Old 09-30-2014, 10:48 PM   #36
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I sneak up from behind and pull their ponytail...
You know baby that hurt!
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Old 09-30-2014, 11:12 PM   #37
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You know baby that hurt!
But!!!....but!!! you said it hurt soooo!! good!
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Old 09-30-2014, 11:30 PM   #38
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I handcuff them and throw away the key
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Old 10-01-2014, 12:15 AM   #39
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give her a big kiss and hope you don't get slapped
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Old 10-01-2014, 12:25 AM   #40
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Sidle up to them like a creeper and lick their ear while breathing heavily.
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Old 10-01-2014, 12:25 AM   #41
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You really know me .
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Old 10-01-2014, 12:28 AM   #42
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Hmmm.. I don't know..

I might need help here.
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Old 10-01-2014, 12:31 AM   #43
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I usually flash my boobies at them, then the ball is in their court!
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Old 10-01-2014, 11:34 AM   #44
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Yeah, what squeaky said. I'm sure that would do the trick. I can fly by if you want to practice.
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Old 10-01-2014, 11:47 AM   #45
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Kick them in the shin..and then run away laughing. Seemed to work for the girls at school ?
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Old 10-01-2014, 12:15 PM   #46
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Playfully flirt and flat out tell them.
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Old 10-01-2014, 12:16 PM   #47
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Kick em in the balls and if THEY apologize then they are a keeper "
"im sorry my balls got in the way"
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Old 10-01-2014, 12:31 PM   #48
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Kick in the nuts. I better wear a steel jock strap.
I just tell women I want to get into their panties. Most kick you in the nuts . A few smile and say get lost. One or two will remove her panties and throw them on the floor and the fun begins.
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Old 10-01-2014, 12:33 PM   #49
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text and call constantly
hang their pictures all over the closet wall
break into their email account
follow them to work, soccer games, restaurants
stalk their wife
sit outside their house at night
sew together a voodoo doll
hang out in their house while no one's home

eh fuck it, drop the rabbit in the pot and head out the back door...BEST SIGN EVER
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Kick in the nuts. I better wear a steel jock strap.
I just tell women I want to get into their panties. Most kick you in the nuts . A few smile and say get lost. One or two will remove her panties and throw them on the floor and the fun begins.
LMAO I like your odds, Doc... 20% chance of getting laid by a real classy lady....
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