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Old 12-13-2016, 12:50 AM   #251
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Oh, oh....right, nuts, testicles...I get it! Very clever everyone!
Don't go there, Mr Not-So-Innocent.
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Old 12-13-2016, 12:51 AM   #252
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Don't go there, Mr Not-So-Innocent.
I'm a sweet little angel, don't know what you mean!
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Old 12-13-2016, 12:54 AM   #253
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I'm a sweet little angel, don't know what you mean!
Oh, you are? I do apologize. Perhaps I could steer you to a much tamer website. It's called x hamster......
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Old 12-13-2016, 12:54 AM   #254
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Oh, you are? I do apologize. Perhaps I could steer you to a much tamer website. It's called x hamster......
I love hamsters, they are so cute! *types in the site*

Oh my!
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Old 12-13-2016, 08:35 AM   #255
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Old 12-13-2016, 08:39 AM   #256
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Old 12-13-2016, 08:42 AM   #257
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I like to enjoy the aroma first..
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Old 12-13-2016, 08:47 AM   #258
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Old 12-13-2016, 09:48 AM   #259
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Oh, a little femdom action is nice sometimes.

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Old 12-13-2016, 09:50 AM   #260
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Old 04-21-2017, 05:10 AM   #261
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Old 07-01-2017, 09:00 PM   #262
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Old 07-01-2017, 09:12 PM   #263
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Nobody is talking about the edible kind, really, are they?
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Old 07-01-2017, 09:18 PM   #265
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Nobody is talking about the edible kind, really, are they?
We got a little sidetracked.
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emptied..
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Old 07-01-2017, 10:51 PM   #268
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They need to be filled first.
They're always full... go look at who started the "too much semen"
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Old 07-01-2017, 10:53 PM   #269
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Old 07-02-2017, 01:18 AM   #272
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Oh God ...I want to get laid ...I want to get laid~~~

The hell with Nuts ....let's talk " Naked-Jersey" ...Ohh yea~
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Old 07-03-2017, 05:05 PM   #273
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Sounds better when they're slapped.
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