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Old 03-05-2017, 08:56 PM   #5076
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Roses are red
it seems she enjoys
all the attention shes getting
from both of us boys
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Old 03-06-2017, 01:59 AM   #5077
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Roses are red,
and boys will be boys.
But if they're not enough,
there will always be toys.
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Old 03-07-2017, 04:09 PM   #5078
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Roaes are red
Lay down on the bed
I will show you how
All the blood rushes to my head
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Old 03-10-2017, 08:46 PM   #5079
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Roses are red
I'm looking for someone
What about you
Are you ready for some
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Old 03-10-2017, 08:49 PM   #5080
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Roses are red
Take off the lace
And move yourself here
To sit on my face
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Old 03-10-2017, 08:54 PM   #5081
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Roses are red
Are you sure about this
Cause if you start
I won't resist
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Old 03-10-2017, 09:00 PM   #5082
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Roses are red
I'll make you scream
And finish up
By giving you my cream
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Old 03-10-2017, 09:28 PM   #5083
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Roses are red
I need some action
Come grab my shaft
Give me satisfaction
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Old 03-12-2017, 08:38 AM   #5084
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Roses are red
Oranges are not
Sit on my face
I think that's quite hot
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Old 03-12-2017, 12:03 PM   #5085
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Roses are red
You look so hot
Bend over baby
And take what I've got
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Old 03-24-2017, 07:40 AM   #5086
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Roses = "red";
while (false == true)
___skipAllThisCrap();
// This line's for you
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Old 04-11-2017, 10:25 AM   #5087
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Roses are red
This forum's deserted
I'll get back to work
After I've flirted.
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Old 04-21-2017, 12:13 AM   #5088
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roses are red
shrimp turn pink when they're hot
some things make me think of you
all the rest I forgot
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Old 04-21-2017, 12:19 AM   #5089
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Roses are red...it's tough to make a rhyme

I'm just here to flirt with LuckySometime ^
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Old 04-21-2017, 12:29 AM   #5090
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roses are red
so is little siren miss
such a flirt
I'm going to remember this
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Old 04-21-2017, 01:02 AM   #5091
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Roses are red, violets are blue,
I'm bored, bye.
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Old 04-21-2017, 01:35 AM   #5092
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Roses are flowers
Sophie is not
Neither is Hugh Jackman
But he's at least deliciously hot
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Old 04-21-2017, 01:43 AM   #5093
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roses are red
jackman is a fantasy
which makes him perfect
just like sophie c
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Old 04-21-2017, 01:52 AM   #5094
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Roses are real
Jackman is too
He says he's tiring of me
And now he's threatening to sue



That wasn't entirely erotic. Sorry.
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Old 04-21-2017, 01:54 AM   #5095
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roses are red
or so they all say
i'm for real
but jackman is gay
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Old 04-21-2017, 01:00 PM   #5096
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Roses are red
Jackman is cool
so is Kidman
coz aussies rule
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Old 04-21-2017, 03:30 PM   #5097
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Roses are red
Jackman is cool
so is Kidman
coz aussies rule
How is this erotic?

Then I recalled your peculiar tastes.
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Old 04-21-2017, 03:32 PM   #5098
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Roses are red
Or so it appears
And our Apparition
Should not shed any tears

... now I think that's as erotic as I dare to get ...
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Roses are red, puppies are cute
Veggies are healthy, so is fruit.
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Old 04-21-2017, 06:22 PM   #5100
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How is this erotic?

Then I recalled your peculiar tastes.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Displayed in a vase like lifeless bodies,
erotic enough for you?
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