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Old 12-10-2010, 10:59 PM   #51
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Roses are red
Your pecker is green
Go to the doctor
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Old 12-10-2010, 11:01 PM   #52
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roses are red
violets are blue..
the elevators open..
lets see what we can do...
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Old 12-10-2010, 11:02 PM   #53
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Roses are red
He won't have to beg
Baby come fuck me
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Old 12-10-2010, 11:06 PM   #54
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roses are red
dandalions are yellow
mental issues aside
you're a pretty cool fellow
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Old 12-10-2010, 11:10 PM   #55
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roses are red
I don't mean to be crass
but shut the furk up
And stick it in my A_____
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Old 12-10-2010, 11:10 PM   #56
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Roses are red
I turn to goo
Every time he tells me
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Old 12-10-2010, 11:13 PM   #57
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Roses are red
She does make me happy
Yeah make fun
Of me me being sappy
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Old 12-10-2010, 11:14 PM   #58
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roses are red
my balls are blue
if you keep stroking it like that
I'll cum all over you !!
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Old 12-10-2010, 11:16 PM   #59
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Roses are red
all flowers are dandy
I'll go down on her cause she's sweet as candy
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Old 12-10-2010, 11:16 PM   #60
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Roses are red
And the dew on them wet
Just like my panties
If any closer to me you get
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Old 12-10-2010, 11:18 PM   #61
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roses are red
you tits are fair
my cock is ready
to put it there !
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Old 12-10-2010, 11:18 PM   #62
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Roses are red
My bra is black
I do my best work
With you on your back
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Old 12-10-2010, 11:20 PM   #63
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roses are red
my pants are down
so come over here
and go down town
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Old 12-11-2010, 06:45 AM   #64
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Roses are red
My mood is yellow
Come gimme a kiss
And I'll yank on your fellow.....
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Old 12-11-2010, 07:32 AM   #65
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roses are red
dodging the thorns is a trick
this year for xmas
I want you to sit on my prick
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Old 12-11-2010, 08:01 AM   #66
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Roses are red
Vaseline is slippery
Take down your pants
I'll rub some of this on, then you can bend over, and then -

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Old 12-11-2010, 10:13 AM   #67
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Roses are red
I just awoke
Come back to bed baby
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Old 12-11-2010, 10:22 AM   #68
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Roses are Red
FaeGirl is tasty
I need her to kiss me
so please make it hasty
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Old 12-11-2010, 10:43 AM   #69
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Roses are red
You're my sugarplum
While you dance thru my head
You are making me numb.

The rhyme you expected?
Would I be that dumb?
So you are elected
It's your turn to

can you finish it off?

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Old 12-11-2010, 11:15 AM   #70
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Roses are red
Violets are not..
Oh please baby...
Can I use my tongue on your twat?
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Old 12-11-2010, 11:53 AM   #71
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Roses are red
Your boxers are brown
Wipe better darlin or
You'll give me a brown crown
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Old 12-11-2010, 11:55 AM   #72
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You expected a poem?
Well, I expected a screw.
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Old 12-11-2010, 12:04 PM   #73
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roses are red
and her slit is dripping
from all the thrusting
that Ive been giving
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Roses are red
Your kisses are sweet
I'm on my knees now
You're in for a treat
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roses are red
and shes on her knees
saying take me from behind
oh would you please!
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