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Old 02-21-2011, 12:11 PM   #51
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mmm, I like mine covered with squirty cream and cracked hard.
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Old 02-21-2011, 12:13 PM   #52
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Old 11-11-2012, 08:56 PM   #53
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Old 11-11-2012, 08:58 PM   #54
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Old 11-11-2012, 09:05 PM   #55
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Old 11-11-2012, 09:06 PM   #56
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Old 11-11-2012, 09:41 PM   #57
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Old 11-11-2012, 09:42 PM   #58
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Old 11-11-2012, 09:52 PM   #59
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Raw, bloody and dripping with fluids in my palm.

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Old 11-11-2012, 09:55 PM   #60
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Raw, bloody and dripping with fluids in my palm.

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That's harsh....my eyes are tearing up
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Old 11-11-2012, 09:56 PM   #61
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That's harsh....my eyes are tearing up
awww..if it makes u feel better, the body's own endorphin will kick in, thus minimizing the pain.

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Old 11-11-2012, 09:57 PM   #62
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awww..if it makes u feel better, the body's own endorphin will kick in, thus minimizing the pain.

Ok. I lied.
No, I don't think that would minimise my pain.....
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Old 11-12-2012, 12:12 AM   #63
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Old 11-12-2012, 12:16 AM   #64
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Old 11-12-2012, 02:07 AM   #65
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O so I understand now it wasn't the thread it was who made it "nuts4u" and you crushed it. Lol
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Old 11-12-2012, 08:03 AM   #66
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Old 11-12-2012, 08:07 AM   #67
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Old 11-12-2012, 08:19 AM   #68
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Old 03-22-2013, 06:13 PM   #69
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I like them by themselves, as in, NOT in brownies, or cake, or desserts. Nuts are too meaty for dessert. You eat salted cashew halves by the handful. If you got time, you can crack peanut shells
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