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Old 06-13-2014, 01:44 PM   #51
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your so hot you can bring the ambiant tempriture of a frozen margarita to the boiling point
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Old 06-13-2014, 01:48 PM   #52
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I found this one. Plagiarized yet funny enough to share with you all.

Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you.
this is my favorite now.
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Old 06-30-2014, 08:18 PM   #53
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You're finer than the point on a 4 micron scalpel blade
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Old 07-09-2014, 10:11 PM   #54
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Hey do you like water?" "yeah" "good, then you already like 72% of me.
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Old 08-09-2014, 02:34 AM   #55
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I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.

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Old 08-09-2014, 03:25 AM   #56
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Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
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Old 08-09-2014, 09:05 PM   #57
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You must be the square root of 2 because I feel irrational around you.
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Old 08-09-2014, 09:05 PM   #58
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Hey boy, do you wanna seize the day? Cuz Carpe Dayum!
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Old 09-16-2014, 01:29 AM   #59
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I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen.
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Old 09-16-2014, 07:22 AM   #60
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want to come and play with my train set
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Old 09-16-2014, 07:25 AM   #61
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What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
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Old 09-16-2014, 07:57 AM   #62
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You must be Windows 95 coz you've got me feeling so unstable..
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Old 09-16-2014, 08:13 AM   #63
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want to play with my slide rule
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Old 09-16-2014, 07:57 PM   #64
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Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
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Old 09-16-2014, 08:07 PM   #65
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You auto-complete me!
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Old 09-16-2014, 11:15 PM   #66
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Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.
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Old 09-16-2014, 11:18 PM   #67
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Need a ride to pick up your Adderall, sweet thing?
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Old 09-16-2014, 11:21 PM   #68
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My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
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Old 09-16-2014, 11:23 PM   #69
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I bought you a one way bus ticket to my house
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Old 09-16-2014, 11:29 PM   #70
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If I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?
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Old 09-17-2014, 08:34 AM   #71
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I'll hold your hand tighter than I hold my phone when I'm in the bath..
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Old 09-17-2014, 08:39 AM   #72
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Old 09-17-2014, 08:42 AM   #73
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Hi honey would you like to see my hypotenuse? I can show you a square root which is more than equal to the cum of two smaller guys! Wink wink!
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Old 09-17-2014, 08:47 AM   #74
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Can you appreciate good Star Wars puns or am I looking in for love in Alderaan places
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Old 09-17-2014, 08:57 AM   #75
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Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
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