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Old 12-01-2017, 11:54 PM   #4451
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Oh yes

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Old 12-01-2017, 11:57 PM   #4452
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Take a number at the counter...this meat ain’t free...

Would you let me dress you in a French maid outfit and clean my..welll....stuff..
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I don't do toilets!!

WYLM take you shopping for sweat pants
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Old 12-02-2017, 12:08 AM   #4454
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You me a dressing room...OMG!

Would you let me bring a friend...no one would belive me!
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Old 12-02-2017, 12:10 AM   #4455
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If I get to pick the friend

WYLM pick the movie
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Old 12-02-2017, 12:12 AM   #4456
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The friend yes

The movie...anything but Charlotte’s Web!

Would you let me get some essential oils and massage ummm umm you??
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Old 12-02-2017, 12:17 AM   #4457
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Depends on your choice of oil

WYLM call you Wilbur
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Old 12-02-2017, 12:23 AM   #4458
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Call me Wilbur if ya must lol

Would you let me give you a pet name?
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Old 12-02-2017, 12:24 AM   #4459
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Perhaps, I've always been partial to Princess

WYLM use body paints on you
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Old 12-02-2017, 12:28 AM   #4460
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Sure I appreciate long brush strokes

Would you let me die your hair blue and call you marge...I’m partial to the yellow!
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Old 12-02-2017, 12:35 AM   #4461
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NO!!!

WYLM put mascara on you
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Old 12-02-2017, 12:37 AM   #4462
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What's with all these duplicates???
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Old 12-02-2017, 12:40 AM   #4463
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Ummm are we going to a heavy metal concert?

Would you let me tattoo a little pig on your ankle....don’t think of it as a tag....
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Old 12-02-2017, 12:43 AM   #4464
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Yes

WYLM push you in a swing
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Old 12-02-2017, 12:46 AM   #4465
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Sure

Would you let me lean back and plant a smooch ��
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Yes

WYLM kiss you goodnight
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only if you buy me dinner first

WYLM decorate your home?
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Absolutely

WYLM drive your car
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Old 02-25-2018, 10:29 PM   #4469
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Absolutely!

WYLM eat your last bite of your desert?
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Depends on the desert

WYLM play matchmaker?
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Sure!

WYLM be in control?
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WYLM - pay for dinner??????
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Sure

Would you let me cook you breakfast?
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Of course.

Would you let me wake up with you first?
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Only if I can explore every inch with my eyes closed

Would you let me touch what I want?
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