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Old 11-03-2017, 09:51 PM   #676
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Old 11-03-2017, 11:21 PM   #677
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I thought there were a few but I know one's the queen now
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Old 11-04-2017, 03:59 PM   #678
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Old 11-26-2017, 10:55 PM   #679
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Old 11-26-2017, 11:04 PM   #680
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Old 03-17-2018, 11:12 PM   #681
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I try not to mention names, but....
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Old 03-17-2018, 11:21 PM   #682
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Old 04-04-2018, 06:33 PM   #683
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Ohhhhh..I'll give you one single guess.
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Old 04-04-2018, 09:09 PM   #684
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Me!! Me!!! Pick me!!!
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Old 04-04-2018, 09:15 PM   #685
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I could go alphabetical but z would be difficult
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Old 04-04-2018, 09:17 PM   #686
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so..you know a lot about assholes??
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Old 04-04-2018, 09:23 PM   #687
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so..you know a lot about assholes??
I have a masters in assholes .....
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Old 04-04-2018, 09:24 PM   #688
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I have a masters in assholes .....
If you go ahead and get your Doctorate.. you can be a Proctologist..
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Old 04-04-2018, 09:28 PM   #689
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If you go ahead and get your Doctorate.. you can be a Proctologist..
To get that doctorate I have to study under the king and well I think I will just stick to being a master instead
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Old 04-18-2018, 11:57 AM   #690
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ATM...the guy across the street..he's a fckin vampire all winter long but get a peek of sunshine..and the windows are thrown open wide and everyone else surely wants to listen to his shit stomping music
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Old 04-18-2018, 09:30 PM   #691
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Gosh ^^^^thats hard to say ^^^^so many choices^^^^^ hmmmmmm
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Old 04-18-2018, 10:39 PM   #692
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I happen to know a few...
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Old 04-19-2018, 05:07 AM   #693
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DJ’s the biggest one I’ve seen...especially after he’s had Mexican food!

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Old 04-19-2018, 09:37 PM   #694
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Playoffs going on. Semi finals and final ahead.

If I had only bet this long shot, I'd be bumped into the no pay tax brackets of the top 1%.
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Old 04-19-2018, 09:51 PM   #695
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Not the demented dude that just walked by cursing out and practically spitting on him...then walks by me and I didn’t even so much as blink or flinch
....he proceeds to blurt out “cocksucker.” How sweet! lol I meekly smile and in my mind I’m ready to fuck his shit up if he even so much as breathes on me.

My day was an asshole.

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Old 04-19-2018, 10:08 PM   #696
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BoyToy is an asshole! Don’t change.
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Why donít you ever compliment me like that pork chop?
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Old 04-19-2018, 10:10 PM   #698
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Not the demented dude that just walked by cursing out and practically spitting on him...then walks by me and I didnít even so much as blink or flinch
....he proceeds to blurt out ďcocksucker.Ē How sweet! lol I meekly smile and in my mind Iím ready to fuck his shit up if he even so much as breathes on me.

My day was an asshole.

If you want me to beat up a crazy person for you all you have to do is ask. So...how big was this guy. Just curious...
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Old 04-19-2018, 11:01 PM   #699
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My Father-In-Law......hands down!!!!!!!! Heís the most self-centered person Iíve ever seen in my life!!!í I can tolerate being around him for about 3 hours tops.
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