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Old 03-31-2013, 03:27 AM   #26
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Wow!! I bet you can really push a guy's buttons....lol!

Oh, the possibilities..i like the On Demand feature.
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Old 03-31-2013, 03:29 AM   #27
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Oh, the possibilities..i like the On Demand feature.
Well....depending on the evening's activities.....how bout the DVR feature.....mmmm
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Old 03-31-2013, 03:39 AM   #28
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There's always the fast forward button and the mute..i'm liking this more and more..great thread, tex.
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Old 03-31-2013, 04:50 AM   #29
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Old 03-31-2013, 10:53 PM   #30
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Old 03-31-2013, 11:51 PM   #31
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Old 04-01-2013, 12:01 AM   #32
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Old 04-01-2013, 12:08 AM   #33
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Old 04-01-2013, 12:11 AM   #34
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Old 04-01-2013, 12:36 AM   #35
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Old 04-01-2013, 01:04 AM   #36
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Old 04-01-2013, 01:33 AM   #37
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Old 04-01-2013, 01:46 AM   #38
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Old 04-14-2013, 02:27 PM   #39
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Old 04-15-2013, 01:05 PM   #40
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I would have turned my x into a bank machine ....or a winning lottery ticket ...just saying
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Old 04-15-2013, 01:14 PM   #41
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Old 04-15-2013, 05:43 PM   #42
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Old 04-15-2013, 05:44 PM   #43
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I was gonna say that! At least then he's sucking with a purpose
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Old 04-15-2013, 05:44 PM   #44
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Old 04-15-2013, 06:24 PM   #45
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Something with more energy..like a cactus or a doorstop.
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Old 04-15-2013, 06:28 PM   #46
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Old 04-16-2013, 02:19 AM   #47
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I was gonna say that! At least then he's sucking with a purpose
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I was thinking more along the lines of being able to say, "suck it up"...and not any sort of sexual connotation.
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