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Old 07-05-2017, 05:53 PM   #29976
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Should act more like an adult....psssssssh fuck that!
Think we should all act our age ....About 12
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Old 07-05-2017, 05:54 PM   #29977
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Think we should all act our age ....About 12
Let's start a petition, I have crayons
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Old 07-05-2017, 05:56 PM   #29978
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I got the helmet
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Old 07-05-2017, 05:57 PM   #29979
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And I have a lollipop...
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Old 07-05-2017, 05:57 PM   #29980
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The sticky one to catch the balls
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Old 07-05-2017, 08:52 PM   #29981
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know EXACTLY how it'll go...

I'll pick her up from work...We will come back and have a lil ice cream & toppings. Then we'll start watching something on tv and I'll lean over, eyes closing from time to time...."MOM....Really?"....

"No I'm up"

10 minutes later...."Ok, I'm goin to bed" and her grumbling at me before my hug goodnight....LOL
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Old 07-14-2017, 10:03 PM   #29982
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Am creeped out at Rosies avatar just a slight bit
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Old 07-15-2017, 08:19 PM   #29983
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blushed today.. and blamed it on a hot flash.. haha
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Old 07-15-2017, 09:12 PM   #29984
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Found my first white hair today.
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Old 07-15-2017, 09:50 PM   #29985
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Am really having trouble being positive after all the things that have happened in the past couple of days
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Old 07-15-2017, 09:53 PM   #29986
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Will grill no matter what the weather is doing.
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Old 07-15-2017, 09:54 PM   #29987
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Found my first white hair today.
My challenge is trying to find one that's still brown.
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Old 07-15-2017, 09:55 PM   #29988
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My challenge is trying to find one that's still brown.
Mine is trying to find one
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Old 07-15-2017, 09:55 PM   #29989
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Will grill no matter what the weather is doing.
Grill or die!
Those are words to live for!
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Old 07-15-2017, 09:56 PM   #29990
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My challenge is trying to find one that's still brown.
But IMO men with salt and pepper hair are sexy. You guys have the advantage over women to pull that more mature look off and where it well.
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Old 07-15-2017, 10:02 PM   #29991
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But IMO men with salt and pepper hair are sexy. You guys have the advantage over women to pull that more mature look off and where it well.
Problem is, I'm all salt & no pepper but I've been told my crows feet are developing nicely.
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Old 07-15-2017, 10:59 PM   #29992
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Problem is, I'm all salt & no pepper but I've been told my crows feet are developing nicely.
I love salt, so I don't see the problem here. Oh yes....my kids make sure to tell me when they notice my signs of aging. Little shits!
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Old 07-16-2017, 07:51 AM   #29993
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Old 07-16-2017, 12:36 PM   #29994
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wish the week would fly by so I can start my vacation
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Old 07-16-2017, 01:01 PM   #29995
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But IMO men with salt and pepper hair are sexy. You guys have the advantage over women to pull that more mature look off and where it well.
So true
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Old 07-16-2017, 01:09 PM   #29996
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I'm going to call in sick and skip going to work tomorrow.
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Old 07-16-2017, 06:33 PM   #29997
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Am a bit tempted
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Old 07-16-2017, 07:09 PM   #29998
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Trust does not come easy to me....nor am I trying to change that fact. Fuck that!
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