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Old 07-16-2017, 07:27 PM   #30001
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I'm so excited for Game of Thrones!
Me too! I've been watching the last few episodes for a refresher! Gimme some dragons!
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Old 07-16-2017, 07:42 PM   #30002
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Don't understand 99% of the games/behaviors of humans. I believe I am an alien.
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Old 07-16-2017, 07:45 PM   #30003
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Had a busy weekend.
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Old 07-16-2017, 07:46 PM   #30004
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still believe most people have an ulterior motive..
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Old 07-16-2017, 07:47 PM   #30005
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still believe most people have an ulterior motive..
At least you know mine. Hahaha
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Old 07-16-2017, 07:48 PM   #30006
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At least you know mine. Hahaha
I do??
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Old 07-16-2017, 07:48 PM   #30007
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I do??

Muffins.
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Old 07-16-2017, 07:49 PM   #30008
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Muffins.
I told ya... come get 'em.. 3 batches this week!
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Old 07-16-2017, 07:50 PM   #30009
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I told ya... come get 'em.. 3 batches this week!
Tempting.
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Old 07-16-2017, 08:41 PM   #30010
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had a great laugh where I actually snorted
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Old 07-16-2017, 10:58 PM   #30011
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think she's badass
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Old 07-17-2017, 12:10 AM   #30012
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am going to have a very busy week!!!!!
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Old 07-17-2017, 03:31 AM   #30013
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Slept really well.
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Old 07-17-2017, 05:51 AM   #30014
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I love the movie the notebook
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Old 07-17-2017, 07:21 AM   #30015
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...am going to have an extremely busy week... and it being Monday isn't helping my outlook.
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Old 07-17-2017, 08:54 AM   #30016
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Think I'm skipping the beach today...SPF 900 million didn't help me and I'm a hurtin unit
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Old 07-17-2017, 10:52 AM   #30017
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I am concerned about my foster son.
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Old 07-17-2017, 11:02 AM   #30018
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Think I'm skipping the beach today...SPF 900 million didn't help me and I'm a hurtin unit
It's because you've developed vampiric tendencies with the hours you work.. you're lucky you didn't burst into flames..
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Old 07-17-2017, 11:18 AM   #30019
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I woke up late today
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Old 07-17-2017, 12:06 PM   #30020
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I have strip 4 beds wash one load of clothes, drying a load and swept the floors already this morning.
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Old 07-17-2017, 12:44 PM   #30021
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Don't feel like working today but will anyway.
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Old 07-17-2017, 03:33 PM   #30022
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Only in one more day this week
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Old 07-17-2017, 03:44 PM   #30023
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Am not going to let it hurt me.....
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Love cuddles with my pup.
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Old 07-17-2017, 04:44 PM   #30025
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had no beach time over the weekend but come Saturday I have a week of it...life is good
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