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Old 05-04-2015, 08:32 PM   #1
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Default How messed up are you?

Given that none of us are perfect and lets face it you have to be just a little f**ked up to be here...

On a scale from "who hurt you" to "just want to have my cake and eat it too"


Where do you land on the spectrum?

Me: I am a mixture of attention seeker (father left, mother was a narcissist), hyper-testosterone (get aroused looking at pictures of women gardening) and way too much down time at work (idle time leads to silly posts and looking at gardening websites).

I give myself a solid score of slightly messed up


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Old 05-04-2015, 08:34 PM   #2
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I like this thread

I am simply just messed up..
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Old 05-04-2015, 08:49 PM   #3
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I can be off the charts at times. I have yet to incorporate a clown mask and screwdriver into my way of life, so I can't be all that bad.
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Old 05-04-2015, 08:56 PM   #4
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I can be off the charts at times. I have yet to incorporate a clown mask and screwdriver into my way of life, so I can't be all that bad.
Oooh...yeah! But could it be clown mask and pruning shears?
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Old 05-04-2015, 09:17 PM   #5
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not enough space here to lay it out..
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Old 05-04-2015, 09:18 PM   #6
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Oooh...yeah! But could it be clown mask and pruning shears?
You win! See....I am nice and subtle.
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Old 05-04-2015, 09:25 PM   #7
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I used to think I didn't have "baggage," but I do.
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Old 05-04-2015, 09:31 PM   #8
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I used to think I didn't have "baggage," but I do.
Everbody has baggage...it's all about how you pack and carry your luggage
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Old 05-04-2015, 09:38 PM   #9
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Everbody has baggage...it's all about how you pack and carry your luggage
I'm just grateful mine has that extendable arm and well lubricated wheels.
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Old 05-04-2015, 09:50 PM   #10
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There is a limit to the amount one can post in a single reply... Take that times 100 and you might just scratch the surface to how fucked up I am
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Old 05-04-2015, 10:09 PM   #11
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There is a limit to the amount one can post in a single reply... Take that times 100 and you might just scratch the surface to how fucked up I am
I feel a blog coming on. There's a rant division, Shawn.

Come share!

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Old 05-04-2015, 10:14 PM   #12
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I'm subpar in that department.
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Old 05-04-2015, 10:14 PM   #13
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I'm just grateful mine has that extendable arm and well lubricated wheels.
He said lubricated. Hehehe

Yeah, Im messed up.
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Old 05-04-2015, 10:19 PM   #14
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He said lubricated. Hehehe

Yeah, Im messed up.
If you were truly messed up you'd be heheing about my extendable arm.
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Old 05-04-2015, 10:23 PM   #15
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If you were truly messed up you'd be heheing about my extendable arm.
I will need some visual confirmation on your extended arm.
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Old 05-04-2015, 10:26 PM   #16
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I will need some visual confirmation on your extended arm.
Be careful what you ask for.
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Where's the extendable third leg?
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I was just telling someone you were out fishing... I'm not gonna streak through the quad... I thought about it but the buzz wore off
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I just sent Mister Sinister a photo of my boobs....not even a good one. I'm all fucking messed up
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And MisterSinister was like...


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And, Miss-stress Sinister was like "Down boy"
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Old 05-04-2015, 10:33 PM   #22
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Can we just say I am messed up. I don't want to bore you with the details.
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Can we just say I am messed up. I don't want to bore you with the details.
Please bore us with all the details. I'm sure they are less boring than you think!
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I'd like to be the judge of that .
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PM me the details.
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