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Old 08-26-2016, 01:13 AM   #27501
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I see. What you need is a drill sergeant. They are having ways to get people out of bed by 430 in the mornings and get wet and sandy before they are even allowed to think of breakfast. Or so I've read. On the other hand I'm glad that you're in a safe enough place that you don't need one. See I am pretty undecided in the matter. I just hope I can make you smile a bit.

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Old 08-26-2016, 01:18 AM   #27502
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Any ideas on how to do that?
Squirrel !
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Old 08-26-2016, 01:24 AM   #27503
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I eat the chocolate off the outside of my candy bar first.

I also separate M&M's by color
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Old 08-26-2016, 01:24 AM   #27504
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Hate to break the news to that, but that is how a person with ADD lives every moment of the day.

Didn't even crack a smile.
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Old 08-26-2016, 09:55 AM   #27505
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think I am the only person in the world that doesn't like bacon
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Old 08-26-2016, 09:56 AM   #27506
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Old 08-26-2016, 09:56 AM   #27507
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think I am the only person in the world that doesn't like bacon
Wow....just wow....
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Old 08-26-2016, 09:59 AM   #27508
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Wow....just wow....
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Old 08-26-2016, 10:00 AM   #27509
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Old 08-26-2016, 10:00 AM   #27510
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Old 08-26-2016, 10:05 AM   #27511
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Really don't want to do anything today
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Old 08-26-2016, 11:51 AM   #27512
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am not sure i can justify spending $199 for sneakers but I know i will buy them
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Old 08-26-2016, 11:54 AM   #27513
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am not looking forward to a move, too much uncertainty
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Old 08-26-2016, 12:24 PM   #27514
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find it funny how people you never talk to call ya names. are we in kindergarten?
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Old 08-26-2016, 12:29 PM   #27515
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that I have to wonder why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural
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Old 08-26-2016, 12:36 PM   #27516
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I am having a taxing year, physically, psychologically and financially but I'll keep dusting myself the hell off and keep going because.... my kids.
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Old 08-26-2016, 12:40 PM   #27517
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I wanted to volunteer at the local firehouse today but my husband doesn't want me to. *sigh*
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Old 08-26-2016, 12:51 PM   #27518
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should really be working lol not in the mood
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Old 08-26-2016, 10:10 PM   #27519
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have 1 term of endearment that I loathe...

The flip side is one makes me lustful
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Old 08-26-2016, 10:16 PM   #27520
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Fuk I did buy those sneakers...I am weak I am weak I AM WEAK!!
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Old 08-26-2016, 10:43 PM   #27521
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Was tempted to slip a note in the kids' lunches that reads "I love you"...

And "you're the teacher's fucking problem now!"
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Old 08-26-2016, 10:48 PM   #27522
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Wanna know what a "twatnoodle" is
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Old 08-26-2016, 11:41 PM   #27523
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I was thinkin of douchenozzle one night at work...And thought I needed a girlier something better...And it was well received...LOL...So it's stuck
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Old 08-26-2016, 11:58 PM   #27524
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Already brushed my teeth for the night, but then remembered there was still birthday cake left.
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Already brushed my teeth for the night, but then remembered there was still birthday cake left.
Where's my bit, greedy sod!
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