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Old 02-18-2017, 09:51 AM   #28751
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When I wake up in the morning I offer the wife a feel of the goods... she usually passes.
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Old 02-18-2017, 09:55 AM   #28752
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Love listening to the train go by in the mornings
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Old 02-18-2017, 10:06 AM   #28753
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should give her the benefit of the doubt but somehow I sense it's not
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Old 02-18-2017, 11:36 AM   #28754
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get a giggle outta that and it's why I keep comin back. Entertainment value
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Old 02-18-2017, 12:06 PM   #28755
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Wish I could stop time.
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Old 02-18-2017, 12:23 PM   #28756
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Am kinda hard-headed and stubborn sometimes
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Old 02-18-2017, 07:55 PM   #28757
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That I've met some pretty amazing people here over the years.
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Old 02-18-2017, 07:57 PM   #28758
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Am kinda hard-headed and stubborn sometimes
Ditto! It's a survival mechanism.
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Love listening to the train go by in the mornings
The simple pleasures are what we cling to in life....as least for me.
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Old 02-18-2017, 10:37 PM   #28760
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agree with that...she is 100% right
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Old 02-19-2017, 11:55 AM   #28761
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I gotta self regulate and get back to my books.
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Old 02-19-2017, 09:27 PM   #28762
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Am just a little upset that I didn't significantly exceed expectations this year, when I worked so hard... Sigh.. I'll be happy with my exceeds expectations I guess.. I did get a good raise either way..
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Old 02-19-2017, 09:30 PM   #28763
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think your opinion would actually help if it wasn't so one sided .
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Old 02-19-2017, 10:30 PM   #28764
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I am emotional exhausted.
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Old 02-20-2017, 12:25 AM   #28765
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Old 02-20-2017, 08:32 PM   #28766
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love the new shoes I bought so comfortable then best!!
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Old 02-23-2017, 06:20 PM   #28768
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I'm not as brave as I thought I was today. The ex called, asked me to come over and although my intent was to go over there to tell him that it was officially over and that he needs to stop trying to fix things....I chickened out. I made up an excuse for not going. UGH
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Old 02-23-2017, 07:48 PM   #28769
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I'm not as brave as I thought I was today. The ex called, asked me to come over and although my intent was to go over there to tell him that it was officially over and that he needs to stop trying to fix things....I chickened out. I made up an excuse for not going. UGH
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I can see why this is the new Presidential entrance song:

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I'm not as brave as I thought I was today. The ex called, asked me to come over and although my intent was to go over there to tell him that it was officially over and that he needs to stop trying to fix things....I chickened out. I made up an excuse for not going. UGH
Don't beat yourself up too much. It just means your not ready. It's a process. Give yourself some credit. At least you didn't go over there and wind up having sex with him (all guilty parties raise your hand. Raising my hand)
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