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Old 06-28-2017, 06:37 PM   #29901
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Am drinking red wine as we speak
I should do that too.. it might make the matchmaker thread much more interesting
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Old 06-29-2017, 09:25 PM   #29902
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Am tired and 4 am comes early its bed time for me
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Old 06-29-2017, 10:14 PM   #29903
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I have a lot done on my painting and it looking nice.
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Old 06-29-2017, 10:54 PM   #29904
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My mom had hummingbird figurines around the house growing up. I saw two today live and in color! They're much smaller than I thought they'd be.
Oh and a tiny lil praying mantis was on me today just straight chilling. I didn't even get all city girl freaky either!
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Old 06-29-2017, 11:48 PM   #29905
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am dads favorite and yes he said so
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Old 06-30-2017, 12:41 AM   #29906
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I need to treat myself better or no one else will.
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Old 06-30-2017, 11:13 AM   #29907
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Woke up more horny than usual.
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Old 06-30-2017, 11:17 AM   #29908
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Have a lot that needs to be done before my kids here but I just don't feel like getting up and doing it .
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Old 06-30-2017, 11:24 AM   #29909
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Have a lot that needs to be done before my kids here but I just don't feel like getting up and doing it .
But I like getting up and doing it!
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Old 06-30-2017, 12:52 PM   #29910
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Don't feel like doing a thing today
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Old 06-30-2017, 12:54 PM   #29911
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...would be a slut in real life if it weren't for that whole 'morality' thing...
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Old 06-30-2017, 01:37 PM   #29912
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Logged in here and ended up napping.
No you're not all that boring!
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Old 06-30-2017, 01:42 PM   #29913
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Need to get my arse in gear & take that boy to go pick up strawberries!
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Old 06-30-2017, 02:30 PM   #29914
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had to laugh at that PM
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Old 06-30-2017, 02:37 PM   #29915
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Manage to get what needed to be done today now just to sit and wait .
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Old 06-30-2017, 02:45 PM   #29916
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Need to put on my armour for this. Yet another decision which could mean a fight or today of all days, he would be reasonable.
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Old 06-30-2017, 02:47 PM   #29917
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Old 06-30-2017, 03:32 PM   #29918
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Have just poured myself a drink.
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Old 06-30-2017, 03:32 PM   #29919
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Looking forward to date night with the little one. Gonna go watch the sunset and fall in love with nature a little deeper. Picnic, sunset and my baby....that's life!
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Old 06-30-2017, 04:04 PM   #29920
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Am lying in bed trying to take a nap with my 2 dogs on the bed and my pug snoring so loud he could wake the dead
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Old 06-30-2017, 04:23 PM   #29921
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Don't think this is going to be as bad as I thought.
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Old 06-30-2017, 04:27 PM   #29922
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Don't think this is going to be as bad as I thought.
How bad can having the summer off be?
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Old 06-30-2017, 04:29 PM   #29923
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How bad can having the summer off be?
True, but dog sitting makes me nervous.
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Old 06-30-2017, 04:32 PM   #29924
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True, but dog sitting makes me nervous.
But don't you need a dog to have around
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Old 06-30-2017, 04:34 PM   #29925
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am looking forward to shopping for some pretty skirts.. flowing..
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