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Old 07-05-2017, 02:32 AM   #29951
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am in a strange ass giggly mood.

Might be the ginormous can of Rockstar I'm consuming.

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Old 07-05-2017, 02:35 AM   #29952
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energy drinks give me the shakes! No thanks!
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Old 07-05-2017, 02:39 AM   #29953
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Coffee does it to me.
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Old 07-05-2017, 02:43 AM   #29954
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Totally gone gazoo
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Old 07-05-2017, 02:46 AM   #29955
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Totally gone gazoo
I still got that bucket for ya, Caddy. Live dangerously!
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Old 07-05-2017, 02:47 AM   #29956
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I still got that bucket for ya, Caddy. Live dangerously!
No no no

Not this again

Ackkk
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Old 07-05-2017, 02:48 AM   #29957
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No no no

Not this again

Ackkk
Awww C'mon. You'd feel so fresh and sassy!
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Old 07-05-2017, 02:50 AM   #29958
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Awww C'mon. You'd feel so fresh and sassy!
And burnt and blisteredprobably

Ouch
No thank you
No matter how clean and fresh
Good golly
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Old 07-05-2017, 02:51 AM   #29959
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And burnt and blisteredprobably

Ouch
No thank you
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Good golly
But you'd sparkle!!!
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Old 07-05-2017, 02:53 AM   #29960
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But you'd sparkle!!!
Maybe after all the squealing and crying I'd do
Oh my it hurts it hurts
Ackkkk
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Old 07-05-2017, 09:56 AM   #29961
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I struggled getting out of bed today
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Old 07-05-2017, 10:12 AM   #29962
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Need to get something accomplished today
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Old 07-05-2017, 10:21 AM   #29963
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Am tired of pessimistic people.
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Old 07-05-2017, 10:48 AM   #29964
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Felt really sleepy in the morning but there's no way I'm missing my run.
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Old 07-05-2017, 12:33 PM   #29965
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Haven't drawn anything in years,,used to be a favorite past time of mine..maybe I should start up again
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Old 07-05-2017, 02:42 PM   #29966
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adore my hair!!!!!
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Old 07-05-2017, 02:43 PM   #29967
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adore my hair!!!!!
Which one?

Specifics please!
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Old 07-05-2017, 02:44 PM   #29968
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What, show us those Loks!!
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Old 07-05-2017, 02:46 PM   #29969
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Which one?

Specifics please!




on my head u arse
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on my head u arse
On your ass you say?

Jesus D....gonna start a new thread with that news?
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On your ass you say?

Jesus D....gonna start a new thread with that news?



I'mma red rep u
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I'mma red rep u

Wont be the first..or the last...methinks?
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Old 07-05-2017, 03:03 PM   #29973
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am pretty hungover. Awesome!
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am pretty hungover. Awesome!
Im pretty well hung..no over involved?
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Old 07-05-2017, 05:51 PM   #29975
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Should act more like an adult....psssssssh fuck that!
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