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Old 07-19-2017, 01:56 PM   #30051
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Why didnt I get a reply from you saying..."I know just the guy!"?
Trust me on this one. Just because he self-identifies as a Man does not mean he doesn't have a nice Posse
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Old 07-19-2017, 02:00 PM   #30052
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thank you for that..diet coke thru mah nose!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-19-2017, 02:03 PM   #30053
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Trust me on this one. Just because he self-identifies as a Man does not mean he doesn't have a nice Posse
I kinda laughed..and snorted vodka thru my nose a little at your first words.."trust me"
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Old 07-19-2017, 02:06 PM   #30054
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I kinda laughed..and snorted vodka thru my nose a little at your first words.."trust me"
Damn - where is my faux wife? I just produced her favorite drink
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^^^^ UM.. Mister bs.. I kinda work alone.. putting my quotes with another... tsk... wags finger..
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Old 07-19-2017, 02:36 PM   #30056
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Old 07-19-2017, 02:40 PM   #30057
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Would put on a Ryan Reynolds mask..just for Vi
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Old 07-19-2017, 02:44 PM   #30058
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I'd put on a Sponge Bob suit for most of you! Ohhhhhh...make it a unicorn one...pretttty plzzzzz!
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Old 07-19-2017, 02:49 PM   #30059
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I'd put on a Sponge Bob suit for most of you! Ohhhhhh...make it a unicorn one...pretttty plzzzzz!
Go away you!..you're way too kinky for this board!..in fact..I'm gonna report your ass to Brother Tom!
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Old 07-19-2017, 04:01 PM   #30060
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don't know what they see..
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Go away you!..you're way too kinky for this board!..in fact..I'm gonna report your ass to Brother Tom!
The noob Daniel is my porn star brother from another mother. Report me...I like my hands slapped.
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Old 07-19-2017, 04:03 PM   #30063
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Just hate the plastics..ya know?
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The noob Daniel is my porn star brother from another mother. Report me...I like my hands slapped.
Ive asked Danny boy..to start an intro thread..should b fun eh?
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Go away you!..you're way too kinky for this board!..in fact..I'm gonna report your ass to Brother Tom!
This is most def child's play compared to some online realms, so with that said...it suits me well. Can't touch me!
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Old 07-19-2017, 04:06 PM   #30066
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Ive asked Danny boy..to start an intro thread..should b fun eh?
Might prove to be more excitement than we can all handle. Can't wait!
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Might prove to be more excitement than we can all handle. Can't wait!
Imma fishing..and waiting for the bite...gnash!!!
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I need better glasses! *Rubs eyes*
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If you were Dixie..Id kinda believe that
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