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Old 07-19-2017, 05:12 PM   #30076
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Pics, or it didn't happen
I'll show you some chewed up titties of what it looks like having multiple kids and breastfeeding them all. You like natural...right? lol
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Old 07-19-2017, 05:15 PM   #30077
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mine are talking to me we're real and we're spectacular..
I wanna see...I mean hear them talk! Can we draw happy faces on them as use em as puppets? Hope I don't get reamed saying that! I like you and your boobs.
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Old 07-19-2017, 05:16 PM   #30078
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I wanna see...I mean hear them talk! Can we draw happy faces on them as use em as puppets? Hope I don't get reamed saying that! I like you and your boobs.
oh girl you know not what YOU ask
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Old 07-19-2017, 05:18 PM   #30079
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Have finished with that shit
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Old 07-19-2017, 05:20 PM   #30080
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oh girl you know not what YOU ask
Picturing it!!! We can make a skit. Boobies on broadway! We can charge admission. We can put our tits in lights!
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Old 07-19-2017, 05:21 PM   #30081
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Have finished with that shit
Did you wash your hands, dirty bird?
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Old 07-19-2017, 09:54 PM   #30082
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Am going to sleep soon. I'm exhausted.
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Old 07-19-2017, 10:03 PM   #30083
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don't like this sinus mess.
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Old 07-20-2017, 12:43 AM   #30084
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am hurt!!
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Old 07-20-2017, 01:09 AM   #30085
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think this is the slowest. Night. Ever!!!!!
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Old 07-20-2017, 01:44 AM   #30086
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think this is the slowest. Night. Ever!!!!!
I'll do my best to entertain you, really, but right now I'm pretty busy cleaning the fuzz outta my belly button.

In the meantime, try this https://youtu.be/KgbSjRMqyjc
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Old 07-20-2017, 01:53 AM   #30087
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I'll do my best to entertain you, really, but right now I'm pretty busy cleaning the fuzz outta my belly button.

In the meantime, try this https://youtu.be/KgbSjRMqyjc
At least I can use it at as voice modulator. Aaaaaaeeeeeeeiiiiiiiooooooouuuuuuu
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Old 07-20-2017, 02:05 AM   #30088
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I don't get a whole lot...*tilts head with puzzlement*...and that's okay.
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Old 07-20-2017, 08:22 AM   #30089
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I was disappointed when Guinness told me I'm not the biggest in the world.
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Old 07-20-2017, 08:24 AM   #30090
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dread the drive, but it'll be peaceful and music filled
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Old 07-20-2017, 10:58 AM   #30091
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Am not motivated to do anything today. The crappy weather isn't helping.
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Old 07-20-2017, 11:14 AM   #30092
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....am missing a few things in my life.
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Old 07-20-2017, 11:35 AM   #30093
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give really good advice to others but seldom follow them myself
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Old 07-20-2017, 11:40 AM   #30094
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know for a fact it's not real
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Old 07-20-2017, 11:44 AM   #30095
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Had sour patch kids candy for the first time ever
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Old 07-20-2017, 11:54 AM   #30096
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Old 07-20-2017, 11:58 AM   #30097
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I know! Purchased the large bag just yesterday
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Old 07-20-2017, 12:06 PM   #30098
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Am looking forward to fly off to Greece in 3 weeks
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Old 07-20-2017, 12:19 PM   #30099
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Wonder if this is a joke being played on us
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Old 07-20-2017, 02:33 PM   #30100
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am glad thats all done with
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