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Old 08-15-2011, 12:21 AM   #5001
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...have to start getting more sleep at night. The dark circles and bags under my eyes are not helping me get laid.
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Old 08-15-2011, 12:24 AM   #5002
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...have to start getting more sleep at night. The dark circles and bags under my eyes are not helping me get laid.
You can have some of my sleep...I've been getting too much the past couple of nights and it's exhausting me
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Old 08-15-2011, 12:27 AM   #5003
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Old 08-15-2011, 01:16 AM   #5004
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...have to start getting more sleep at night. The dark circles and bags under my eyes are not helping me get laid.

I got circles too, betcha mine are darker at times, show me your and Ill show you mine

Wait a tic, eyes are the windows to the soul so I am told, I dunno if anyone is ready to peer into them.
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Old 08-15-2011, 01:18 AM   #5005
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Old 08-15-2011, 01:19 AM   #5006
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Never ever question them. Don't let anyone else sway you from them, either. They are YOUR hopes and YOUR dreams. No one has a right to say anything about them.

Absolutely, sometimes I re-evaluate myself though, making sure my heart still has control...
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Old 08-15-2011, 01:21 AM   #5007
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I'm available....


oh my god, was that bad or what?

headin right for dessert are we? best to eat it before the main course, never know what might happen
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Old 08-15-2011, 01:22 AM   #5008
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Naughty, naughty, naughty! Shame on you scoob!

(I was gonna post the same thing.. )
You too huh, what is it with everyone goin in for dessert first, not that I mind at all but, I never thought there were so many like-minded people
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Old 08-15-2011, 01:40 AM   #5009
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am not really into writing this paper...isn't that a shocker
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Old 08-15-2011, 01:41 AM   #5010
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get my feelings hurt easily
love deeply
believe in real...
want forever....
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Old 08-15-2011, 01:49 AM   #5011
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Old 08-15-2011, 07:02 AM   #5012
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...need her more than she realizes...
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Old 08-15-2011, 07:19 AM   #5013
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Get way too jealous watching romance movies. Why can't I have that!?
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Old 08-15-2011, 09:13 AM   #5014
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Get way too jealous watching romance movies. Why can't I have that!?
Heh, one of my guilty pleasures is those sappy romance movies, I am always saying just kss her dammit... you've got mail, sleepless in Seattle, the lake house....when in rome they. All get me...
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Old 08-15-2011, 09:15 AM   #5015
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am getting irritated at the petty (I'm guessing) jealousies of someone in here who can't seem to keep her unwarranted theories to herself
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Old 08-15-2011, 09:57 AM   #5016
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Old 08-15-2011, 10:09 AM   #5017
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Go silent when I don't get what I want...
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Old 08-15-2011, 10:58 AM   #5018
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Old 08-15-2011, 11:00 AM   #5019
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Am a bit like a puzzle, even I don't know how to put the pieces together sometimes.
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Old 08-15-2011, 11:01 AM   #5020
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Old 08-15-2011, 11:11 AM   #5021
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Old 08-15-2011, 11:34 AM   #5022
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Old 08-15-2011, 11:43 AM   #5023
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...am getting used to this not working thing.
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Old 08-15-2011, 11:48 AM   #5024
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incredibly horny today ...
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Old 08-15-2011, 11:51 AM   #5025
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