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Old 09-27-2005, 05:10 PM   #51
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Isn't it that the size doesn't matter, its what you can do with it??? So i heard anyway!!!
Ah Ah I knew we shouldnt have emailed each other
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Old 09-27-2005, 05:13 PM   #52
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And what big thing would that be??? Your head on your shoulders???
mmmmmm lets say its not millimetres or micrometres
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Old 09-27-2005, 05:16 PM   #53
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Old 09-27-2005, 05:16 PM   #54
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Old 09-27-2005, 05:18 PM   #55
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mmmmmm lets say its not millimetres or micrometres
eeerrrrrr ....... what are you actually talking about???
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Old 09-27-2005, 05:18 PM   #56
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Really?????
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Old 09-27-2005, 05:21 PM   #57
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Oh so yours is very small is it????
No not quite size aint everything its thrust and the knowhow mmmmmm
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Old 09-27-2005, 05:21 PM   #58
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eeerrrrrr ....... what are you actually talking about???
The human body I take it and SC
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Old 09-27-2005, 05:22 PM   #59
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Yes but which part of the human body are you talking about??
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Old 09-27-2005, 05:26 PM   #60
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I have a short temper
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Old 09-27-2005, 05:27 PM   #61
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You do your stretching exercises then!!!!!!
Love to daily only blisters form
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Old 09-27-2005, 05:33 PM   #62
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Love to daily only blisters form
mad!!!!!
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Old 09-27-2005, 05:57 PM   #63
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mad!!!!!
Mad no not mad just wishful thinking
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Old 09-27-2005, 06:52 PM   #64
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Wonder about what????
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Old 09-27-2005, 08:55 PM   #65
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Not even for some MEGA Peanut M&M's?
Oh my Mega Peanut M&M's....................what I wouldn't do for a bag of those right now
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Old 09-27-2005, 09:01 PM   #66
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Oh my Mega Peanut M&M's....................what I wouldn't do for a bag of those right now
Well you know what to do!!!!
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sweet talk him and he may give you some!!!!
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Old 09-27-2005, 09:34 PM   #68
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not even for that,,i am not as easy as you are
Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark...

It also depends on who's offering the goods as to how easy I am...
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Oh my Mega Peanut M&M's....................what I wouldn't do for a bag of those right now
I knew I liked you Marycat... I'd share them with YOU!

Ya gotta tell me what you would do for them though...
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1. I love to have sex in a girls bum
2. I love to watch a girl cum when my dicks in her bum
3. I have watched far too much porn
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Welcome chosin

My three things? There's lots, since I'm relatively new too, but I'll narrow it down:

1) I'm bisexual
2) my husband doesn't know about #1
3) I think about sex every waking moment
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Hello Jugs...number 3 thing ....is it focused on women or men...
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Good question! Usually both!



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Good question! Usually both!
Has this been occuring for very long?
Is it a posative or negative thing.. sounds healthy to me
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Oh my Mega Peanut M&M's....................what I wouldn't do for a bag of those right now
In the post and anything, now let me see
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