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Old 12-20-2005, 01:07 AM   #101
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You should get over that.
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Old 12-21-2005, 08:59 AM   #102
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Well this week it is:

1. I don't want to be like my mother
2. I don't want to be like my grandmother
3. Want to move far away from my family(would take hubby with me) and start over
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Old 12-21-2005, 09:37 AM   #103
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I have a beard in winter but I dye it cause it is going gray

I will always be there for my children

Some days I just want to be single.......there are many reasons why--- fighting with wife , the attractive women who you click with , who's family to go to on holiday's ............and so on .
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Old 12-21-2005, 06:38 PM   #104
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Well this week it is:

1. I don't want to be like my mother
2. I don't want to be like my grandmother
3. Want to move far away from my family(would take hubby with me) and start over
Well, at least Hank gets to go too........
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Old 12-21-2005, 08:35 PM   #105
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1, i hate snakes to.

2. i love sweet tea
3. i'm a big wrestling fan
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Old 12-21-2005, 09:02 PM   #106
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You should get over that.
nope that bloody word "should" starts a lot of trouble
"you should" or "they should" is simply trying to impose your will on someone else.

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Old 12-21-2005, 09:28 PM   #107
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Three things, I do not think I know three things!
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Old 12-21-2005, 09:30 PM   #108
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Three things, I do not think I know three things!
why does that NOT surprise me??
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Old 12-22-2005, 01:48 PM   #109
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I wondered who would be first to comment on that one!



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Old 12-22-2005, 02:03 PM   #110
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You're absolutely right Tiger, but it's not like me to pass up an opportunity to be a smartass!


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nope that bloody word "should" starts a lot of trouble
"you should" or "they should" is simply trying to impose your will on someone else.
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Old 12-22-2005, 02:05 PM   #111
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You're absolutely right Tiger, but it's not like me to pass up an opportunity to be a smartass!
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Old 12-22-2005, 02:05 PM   #112
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1: Use to have a big issue with my body, but has learned to love it.
2: I get pissed really easy with certain ppl.
3: i rather be alone, then be with around a whole lot of ppl.
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Old 12-22-2005, 02:10 PM   #113
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nope that bloody word "should" starts a lot of trouble
"you should" or "they should" is simply trying to impose your will on someone else.
I absolutely agree...It is one of my pet peeves...Also the word "need"...I hate to hear "You need"...
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Old 12-22-2005, 02:10 PM   #114
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I absolutely agree...It is one of my pet peeves...Also the word "need"...I hate to hear "You need"...
you need to get over it....
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Old 12-22-2005, 02:11 PM   #115
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you need to get over it....
You need to come over here and make me...
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Old 12-22-2005, 02:12 PM   #116
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1, i hate snakes to.

2. i love sweet tea
3. i'm a big wrestling fan
You dont like snakes
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Old 12-22-2005, 02:12 PM   #117
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i'll just send trev.....
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i'll just send trev.....
No...He needs to stay away..
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Old 12-22-2005, 02:14 PM   #119
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1: Use to have a big issue with my body, but has learned to love it.
2: I get pissed really easy with certain ppl.
3: i rather be alone, then be with around a whole lot of ppl.
None of those are bad things.....
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No...He needs to stay away..
but he has your love child....
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true, well then i cant think of anything else.



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None of those are bad things.....
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but he has your love child....
Nope...the tests just came back, and it appears I'm not the father after all..
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Nope...the tests just came back, and it appears I'm not the father after all..
dang...you shot blanks again.....
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dang...you shot blanks again.....
yeah...just a lapse of memory..I forgot I'm already neutered.
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yeah...just a lapse of memory..I forgot I'm already neutered.
thats happens to men..when the docs take there balls....
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