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Old 09-21-2007, 11:38 AM   #1
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)




Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don't try this at home,
maybe at work)


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)






(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)




Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)




The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.


(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)





A cat's urine glows under a black light.


(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)


Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)









(and God love that pig)


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Old 09-21-2007, 01:39 PM   #2
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Great stuff blue.....thanks for bringing a smile to my day!
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Old 09-21-2007, 01:50 PM   #3
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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.


So similar, I usually get my head bit off everytime I try to initiate sex!!!


Very funny facts, and even funnier comments! Thanks, BlueEyedBoy!
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Old 09-21-2007, 01:52 PM   #4
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Great stuff, BlueEyedBoy! Thanks for sharing...
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Old 09-21-2007, 01:52 PM   #5
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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm......)Didn't know this. Wonder what power factor the tongue has!
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Old 09-22-2007, 12:29 PM   #6
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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm......)Didn't know this. Wonder what power factor the tongue has!
That is what they say.
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Old 10-10-2007, 01:04 PM   #7
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Default MOre interesting Facts I like this thread thanks for starting it Blue!

The first condoms were made of linen.

Skip this unless you like gross - interesting after he gets drunk tho

A frog can't empty its stomach by vomitting. To empty its stomach contents, a frog throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's mouth. Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.

Next one!

Babies that are breastfed are more likely to be slimmer as adults than those that are not breastfed.

Hmmm so blame my mother?

Approximately 70 percent of the earth is covered by water. Only 1 percent of this water is drinkable.

Now I know why there is a water ban!

The female pigeon cannot lay eggs if she is alone. In order for her ovaries to function, she must be able to see another pigeon.

hmmm weird
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Old 10-14-2007, 07:20 PM   #8
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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm......)Didn't know this. Wonder what power factor the tongue has!
Unfortunately, when my tongue is so strong and muscular it causes me to mumble. But, who needs me to talk when I pleasure with it, right?
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Old 10-18-2007, 12:51 PM   #9
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Old 10-18-2007, 03:08 PM   #10
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Medical researchers contend that no disease ever identified has been completely eradicated.

The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples.

No one seems to know why people blush.

In 1972, a group of scientists reported that you could cure the common cold by freezing the big toe.

The number one cause of blindness in the United States is diabetes.

The adult human heart weighs about ten ounces.

People who laugh a lot are much healthier than those who don't. Dr. Lee Berk at the Loma Linda School of Public Health in California found that laughing lowers levels of stress hormones, and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds have it best - they laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.

People who have a tough time handling the stress of money woes are twice as likely to develop severe gum disease, a new study finds.

Between 25% to 33% of the population sneeze when they are exposed to light.

Of the 206 bones in the average human adult's body, 106 are in the hands and feet. (54 in the hands and 52 in the feet)

In 1815 French chemist Michael Eugene Chevreul realized the first link between diabetes and sugar metabolism when he discovered that the urine of a diabetic was identical to grape sugar.

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Old 10-18-2007, 03:48 PM   #12
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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.



Knew that. And, unlike the penis, the tongue can always get hard enough to perform. Time after time after time...
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Old 10-21-2007, 08:47 PM   #14
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Unfortunately, when my tongue is so strong and muscular it causes me to mumble. But, who needs me to talk when I pleasure with it, right?
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