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Old 07-26-2019, 11:59 AM   #1
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if you were a bot, what name would you go by? I have always been fond of "Malachaivox7642"
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Old 07-26-2019, 12:03 PM   #2
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ooh...Mariettaar16 sounds sexy!
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Old 07-26-2019, 12:10 PM   #3
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The newest one, MolotovKoktail...not an authentic Russian troll. That one is our original troll trying to glom on to the new thing.
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Old 07-26-2019, 12:20 PM   #4
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The newest one, MolotovKoktail...not an authentic Russian troll. That one is our original troll trying to glom on to the new thing.
Damn it. I thought that was a sexy new couple. They're in their late seventies. I thought I could be the young, sexy one. This place just crushes your dreams.
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Old 07-26-2019, 12:38 PM   #5
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Damn it. I thought that was a sexy new couple. They're in their late seventies. I thought I could be the young, sexy one. This place just crushes your dreams.

it's what we're here for
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Old 07-26-2019, 12:46 PM   #6
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The newest one, MolotovKoktail...not an authentic Russian troll. That one is our original troll trying to glom on to the new thing.
He missed an opportunity

MolotovKocktail69 was totally open.
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Old 07-26-2019, 01:00 PM   #7
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He missed an opportunity

MolotovKocktail69 was totally open.

it's yours if you want it
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Old 07-26-2019, 01:03 PM   #8
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I'm sticking with TitsMcgeek
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Old 07-26-2019, 06:55 PM   #9
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I’m going with Robocok.. just because
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Old 07-26-2019, 06:58 PM   #10
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Iím going with Robocok.. just because
You're missing your flair.

Robocok4u69 will earn your tips.
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You're missing your flair.

Robocok4u69 will earn your tips.
Noted. Yes the 4u69 is MUCH more direct. Thank you!
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Old 07-29-2019, 07:39 AM   #13
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