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Old 11-18-2016, 09:06 PM   #1876
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to get it all done
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Old 11-18-2016, 09:07 PM   #1877
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Lights must be up LOL
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Old 11-18-2016, 09:14 PM   #1878
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Lights must be up LOL

OMG all I have to do it light up 2 more things tomorrow...it looks beautiful...will send pic when done
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Old 11-18-2016, 10:08 PM   #1879
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to leave work a little early and throw the baseball with my boy before the sun set.
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Old 12-02-2016, 08:35 PM   #1880
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Leaving work at 2 to get ahead of the rush hour Atlanta traffic
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Old 12-02-2016, 08:40 PM   #1881
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To get up this morning
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Old 12-03-2016, 12:23 AM   #1882
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Old 12-03-2016, 01:25 PM   #1883
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Getting some more coke
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Old 12-03-2016, 01:26 PM   #1884
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Staying indoors..its fckin freezzzzzing out there!
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Old 12-03-2016, 01:33 PM   #1885
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Staying in out of the rain .
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Old 12-03-2016, 02:20 PM   #1886
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Was to get my arse out of bed and go to Bodycombat.
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Old 12-03-2016, 05:53 PM   #1887
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To grab some me time after work ...before all hell let loose
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Old 12-03-2016, 06:05 PM   #1888
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to not make any decisions.

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Old 12-03-2016, 06:06 PM   #1889
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To watch the foot ball game its been a good game so far.
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Old 02-11-2017, 03:46 PM   #1890
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To go to Bodycombat. It shook me out of my shitty mood.
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Old 02-11-2017, 06:29 PM   #1891
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Not to go over there and not to give into his constant pressure, guilt trips, and manipulation.
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Old 02-11-2017, 06:33 PM   #1892
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Spending the day doing something I've never done, meeting new people and laughing with old friends.
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Old 02-11-2017, 07:08 PM   #1893
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Taking that nice warm shower and getting to that..
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Old 02-11-2017, 07:10 PM   #1894
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doing things to keep my mind busy .
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Old 02-11-2017, 11:00 PM   #1895
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kicked my hubby out of MY bed
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Old 02-11-2017, 11:02 PM   #1896
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Old 02-12-2017, 09:05 AM   #1897
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Taking the vitamins on time. I probably need a daily reminder
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Old 02-12-2017, 10:47 AM   #1898
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Sleeping lots! I woke up in the middle of the night but ignored the phone & went back to sleep! I feel amazing!
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Old 02-12-2017, 11:52 AM   #1899
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that I'm making chicken & dumplins for dinner tonight...Yum
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