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Old 07-31-2017, 10:12 AM   #2001
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Quick workout this morning!
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Old 07-31-2017, 11:09 AM   #2002
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To go ahead and get up before the alarm went off
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Old 07-31-2017, 11:11 AM   #2003
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No cigarettes with my coffee. Trying to quit
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Old 07-31-2017, 11:50 AM   #2004
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No cigarettes with my coffee. Trying to quit
Don't say TRYING to quit....say I AM quitting.

(I feel your pain. I've been there.)
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Old 07-31-2017, 09:37 PM   #2005
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keep my cool!! Not worth it when assholes cut you off because they are texting..Ugh go kill yourself before you kill an innocent person...Yea sounds harsh I know but tired off almost getting into an accident due to fuckin stupid people !!
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Old 07-31-2017, 09:42 PM   #2006
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To walk her into their house and catch up a bit...it'd been a good couple years...We had a great lil chit chat with them.
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Old 08-01-2017, 11:23 AM   #2007
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Don't say TRYING to quit....say I AM quitting.

(I feel your pain. I've been there.)
Being realistic with the process. So cut out smoking in the car, at home and with coffee for starters and def has made an impact. I quit for 7 years but started back so I AM Quitting for good this time!!!
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Old 08-01-2017, 11:26 AM   #2008
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Old 08-14-2017, 10:37 PM   #2009
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I did my FIIT routine even though it's painful as hell.
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Old 08-14-2017, 10:38 PM   #2010
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not feed in to the baby drama...Do some ever grow tired of it!!
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Old 08-14-2017, 10:39 PM   #2011
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No cigarettes with my coffee. Trying to quit
Try vaping. That's how I quit.
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Old 09-02-2017, 04:56 PM   #2012
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swallow and dont give in
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Old 09-02-2017, 05:29 PM   #2013
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Try vaping. That's how I quit.
I love vaping but not tobacco.
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Old 09-02-2017, 05:34 PM   #2014
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I love vaping but not tobacco.
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Old 09-04-2017, 04:26 PM   #2015
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Old 09-04-2017, 06:00 PM   #2016
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To clean both my bathroom and mop the floor in the two rooms. Now I don't have to possible mop in there this weekend.
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Old 09-04-2017, 07:43 PM   #2017
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Taking that nap was the best idea I had today.
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Old 09-04-2017, 07:46 PM   #2018
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Getting the mani pedi...is it too late to nap?
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Old 09-04-2017, 07:49 PM   #2019
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Old 09-04-2017, 07:51 PM   #2020
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It's never too late for a nap.
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Old 09-04-2017, 08:40 PM   #2021
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Get my part of the cooking done, so I could nap while the main course was grilling.
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Getting some things done aroudn the house while i was hurting to much .
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Should be that I got a jump on my homework, but that has yet to be the case.
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to not let it get to me.
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To read through some of my old blogs.. I've really grown..
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