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Old 09-14-2017, 09:28 PM   #2051
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get the packing done and furniture out!! Now I am sitting on the floor
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Old 09-14-2017, 09:32 PM   #2052
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Cook taco for my supper it was so good.
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Old 09-14-2017, 09:34 PM   #2053
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Old 09-14-2017, 09:35 PM   #2054
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Old 09-14-2017, 09:45 PM   #2055
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Old 09-14-2017, 09:46 PM   #2056
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Oh he's hot
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Old 09-14-2017, 10:11 PM   #2057
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Old 09-15-2017, 08:34 PM   #2058
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To make no plans for tomorrow night
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Old 09-15-2017, 10:11 PM   #2059
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Buying one of these-

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Old 09-16-2017, 02:13 PM   #2060
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Not texting...although I admit it has been a struggle
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Old 09-16-2017, 03:06 PM   #2061
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Not texting...although I admit it has been a struggle
LOL that why my phone has been quite all day .
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Old 09-16-2017, 03:10 PM   #2062
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LOL that why my phone has been quite all day .
Sometimes we gotta learn to just stay away lol

but thats not you FG
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Old 09-16-2017, 03:13 PM   #2063
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Sometimes we gotta learn to just stay away lol

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I can't help I am so sweet. LOL
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Old 09-16-2017, 03:14 PM   #2064
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I can't help I am so sweet. LOL
yes you are! dont forget it either!

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Old 09-16-2017, 03:19 PM   #2065
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yes you are! dont forget it either!

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Old 09-16-2017, 05:51 PM   #2066
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Old 09-16-2017, 07:33 PM   #2067
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Relaxing watching a little football !! I need a little down time!!
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Old 09-16-2017, 07:40 PM   #2068
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Old 09-16-2017, 07:44 PM   #2069
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Clearing things up. I know my faults. I didn't handle anything very well and for that I'm very very sorry.
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Old 09-18-2017, 09:55 PM   #2070
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Old 09-18-2017, 10:05 PM   #2071
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Old 09-19-2017, 05:56 PM   #2072
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To meet a friend and try a new crossfit gym
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Old 09-19-2017, 06:05 PM   #2073
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To to ahead and go to the doctor office today and get my blood work done instead of waiting until Thursday morning .
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Old 09-19-2017, 08:52 PM   #2075
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