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Old 08-18-2018, 10:52 PM   #2251
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Old 08-18-2018, 10:53 PM   #2252
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Old 08-18-2018, 10:54 PM   #2253
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Old 08-18-2018, 11:00 PM   #2254
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Old 08-18-2018, 11:03 PM   #2255
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To calm my tits and cool my jets for this evening....ahhhh...sweet down time.
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Old 08-19-2018, 09:20 AM   #2256
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Old 08-19-2018, 09:44 AM   #2257
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Old 08-19-2018, 02:04 PM   #2258
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Old 08-19-2018, 02:06 PM   #2259
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Old 08-19-2018, 02:09 PM   #2260
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Old 08-24-2018, 12:01 AM   #2261
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Old 08-24-2018, 08:36 PM   #2262
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Going straight through instead of around
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Old 08-24-2018, 08:39 PM   #2263
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Drink this beer now I got the giggles
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Old 08-24-2018, 11:09 PM   #2264
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To purchase the concert tickets!!
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Old 08-24-2018, 11:11 PM   #2265
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Hopping online and winding up in the show em thread!
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Old 08-25-2018, 09:33 PM   #2266
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lay in bed or couch all day..Miss the beach but not sure people would enjoy me vomiting
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Old 10-05-2018, 08:34 PM   #2267
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Ice pak wrap on knee one day I will have the surgery I'm chicken
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Old 10-05-2018, 11:10 PM   #2268
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Old 10-05-2018, 11:34 PM   #2269
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Old 10-10-2018, 03:09 PM   #2270
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Old 10-10-2018, 05:53 PM   #2271
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Old 10-10-2018, 05:56 PM   #2272
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Old 10-10-2018, 06:08 PM   #2273
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Old 10-10-2018, 06:12 PM   #2274
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Old 10-10-2018, 07:11 PM   #2275
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