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Flirting God
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![]() It must be love!
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dexterous
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![]() Love is the drug
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Explosive!
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![]() Drug me and have your way.
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#37204 |
🙈🙉🙊
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![]() Way too expensive to fill up my car's fuel tank.
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Explosive!
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![]() tank the car and hop on a plane
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#37206 |
Winging it...
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![]() Plane rides are scary to some
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#37207 |
Explosive!
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![]() some people prefer to enjoy a scenic road trip to get where they're going.
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#37210 |
Donator
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![]() Can you show me how?
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#37211 |
Winging it...
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![]() How many try to end the sentence with a really difficult word like burnt?
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#37213 |
🙈🙉🙊
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![]() Enjoy it while it lasts.
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#37214 |
Donator
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![]() Lasts no time at all
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#37217 |
I'm That Woman ..
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![]() Home is where I can go braless and relax ...
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#37218 |
🙈🙉🙊
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![]() Relax your mind by taking slow deep breaths and soaking in a warm bath.
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I'm That Woman ..
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![]() Bath is a good way to have a good long soak.
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#37220 |
I am what I am
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![]() Soak is another word for making something wet.
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#37221 |
Donator
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![]() Wet dreams again?
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#37222 |
I'm That Woman ..
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![]() Again means something that has occurred more than once.
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#37223 |
I am what I am
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![]() Once upon a time
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#37225 |
I'm That Woman ..
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![]() Jokes are supposed to be funny and make me laugh
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