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Old 04-19-2022, 11:38 PM   #37201
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Old 04-20-2022, 03:37 AM   #37202
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Old 04-21-2022, 05:21 PM   #37203
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Drug me and have your way.
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Old 04-26-2022, 10:02 AM   #37204
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Way too expensive to fill up my car's fuel tank.
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Old 04-26-2022, 10:17 AM   #37205
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tank the car and hop on a plane
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Old 04-30-2022, 04:17 PM   #37206
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Plane rides are scary to some
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Old 05-02-2022, 12:03 PM   #37207
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some people prefer to enjoy a scenic road trip to get where they're going.
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Old 05-02-2022, 02:40 PM   #37208
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Going over the moon is something that should be tried carefully.
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Old 06-26-2022, 03:45 PM   #37209
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carefully i move forward when I can
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Old 06-27-2022, 02:08 PM   #37210
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Old 06-27-2022, 03:22 PM   #37211
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How many try to end the sentence with a really difficult word like burnt?
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Old 06-27-2022, 06:14 PM   #37212
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burnt toast isn't something I would enjoy
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Old 06-28-2022, 09:01 AM   #37213
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Enjoy it while it lasts.
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Old 07-01-2022, 04:50 PM   #37214
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Lasts no time at all
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Old 07-19-2022, 11:37 PM   #37215
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Old 07-25-2022, 02:45 PM   #37216
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On here only because it’s all quiet at home
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Old 08-03-2022, 06:37 AM   #37217
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Home is where I can go braless and relax ...
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Old 08-09-2022, 09:13 AM   #37218
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Relax your mind by taking slow deep breaths and soaking in a warm bath.
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Old 08-09-2022, 01:05 PM   #37219
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Bath is a good way to have a good long soak.
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Old 08-10-2022, 10:30 AM   #37220
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Soak is another word for making something wet.
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Old 08-11-2022, 05:30 AM   #37221
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Again means something that has occurred more than once.
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Old 08-11-2022, 10:19 AM   #37223
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Once upon a time
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Old 08-13-2022, 09:37 PM   #37224
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Time and again we are cracking stupid jokes
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Jokes are supposed to be funny and make me laugh
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