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Old 05-13-2022, 01:11 AM   #34251
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Pinch myself to make sure I was not dreaming and then ask her nicely if she would mind rubbing this for approximately 10 seconds. Just to warm it up, honestly

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Old 05-13-2022, 11:17 AM   #34252
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You haven't grown, have you ?
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Old 05-13-2022, 02:03 PM   #34253
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You're definitely not who i was dreaming about, where did she go?
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Old 05-13-2022, 04:47 PM   #34254
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Gone with the wind, ike the lighthearted wisps of your imagination, old chap !
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Old 07-12-2022, 03:08 PM   #34255
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Wow. You really did draw the short straw. Sorry

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Old 07-25-2022, 06:32 AM   #34256
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Short straws all round it seems
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Old 07-27-2022, 07:41 AM   #34257
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The longer I look, the shorter they get ...
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Old 07-27-2022, 09:36 AM   #34258
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is that Ur gf next too us or mine ????
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Old 08-03-2022, 06:38 AM   #34259
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Helloooo ... it's been a while
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Old 08-03-2022, 01:38 PM   #34260
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Mmmmmmm, yummy
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Old 08-04-2022, 02:50 PM   #34261
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We've been mad, Max ...
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One fine night and day ..
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One fine day and night ...
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And ... another ....
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Da capo al fine ...
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I love it when you talk dirty ....
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Old 08-06-2022, 06:21 AM   #34267
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I can be very dirty
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Yes, I can see that ...
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Pinch myself to make sure I was not dreaming and then take a cold shower
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Brits ...
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