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Old 10-15-2015, 08:26 PM   #18451
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playing in the leaves while on my walk during lunch, I'm sure I was quite a sight! LOL
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Old 10-15-2015, 09:02 PM   #18452
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Building a gingerbread Halloween Spooky house with my Bug. We had a lot of laughs over our poor construction skills. We should have hired a contractor, or an engineer.
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Old 10-15-2015, 11:02 PM   #18453
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someone yelled "attack" and then someone else said "it's the man in the back" and then a third person said "everyone attack.. ballroom blitz"

you had to be there, spur of the moment thing
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Old 10-15-2015, 11:06 PM   #18454
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sounds laugh-worthy to me.
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Old 10-16-2015, 06:09 PM   #18455
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Old 10-16-2015, 06:56 PM   #18456
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Old 10-23-2015, 05:35 PM   #18457
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Old 10-23-2015, 05:44 PM   #18458
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Was yesterday as I was with my son telling him some life lessons and how humor can get you through a number of issues in your life. On cue at the store, was a homeless man sitting in a chair with a sign along with a midsize dog leashed to the chair....and this older sweet man was fishing some money out of his pocket to give to the homeless man. Before I could say anything the homeless mans dog jumps into action and begins to hump this older mans leg... I mean really going to town ... The old man could not be distracted and fought through the puppy lovin and delivered the cash into the homeless mans bucket.

My son asked me if that mans leg was pregnant ... I've been laughing since yesterday
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Old 10-23-2015, 05:58 PM   #18459
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A goofy friend of mine!
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Old 10-23-2015, 06:19 PM   #18460
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The traffic report on his way home

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Old 10-24-2015, 12:08 AM   #18461
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Old 10-24-2015, 12:35 AM   #18462
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memories
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Old 10-24-2015, 05:34 AM   #18463
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Looking at pics on Facebook that I can't remember posing for last night.
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Old 10-27-2015, 05:19 PM   #18464
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Old 10-27-2015, 10:50 PM   #18465
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Dumb and dumber controlling the flight!
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Old 10-28-2015, 01:46 PM   #18466
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Falling over..but it made other people laugh that much harder..methinks?
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Old 10-29-2015, 01:35 PM   #18467
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more of the same
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Old 10-29-2015, 02:32 PM   #18468
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A knucklehead here at work, he can break more than the law allows lol
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Old 10-29-2015, 02:41 PM   #18469
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Old 10-29-2015, 03:08 PM   #18470
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Old 10-29-2015, 03:32 PM   #18471
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Wondering if people were wearing costumes or that's their everyday wear!
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Reminds me of the old days in the chat room


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Setting stuff on fire!
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Old 10-30-2015, 10:04 PM   #18475
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