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Old 07-16-2018, 12:51 AM   #54601
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I bounce your literary vomit back and add a one fish babel fish.
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Old 07-16-2018, 12:58 AM   #54602
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I need to work on a licorice dispenser for my jeep.
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Old 07-16-2018, 01:19 AM   #54603
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I need to work on a licorice dispenser for my jeep.
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Old 07-18-2018, 12:43 PM   #54604
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Thinking it was Tuesday and finding out its actually Wednesday.
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Old 07-18-2018, 05:48 PM   #54605
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Our plans are finalized, my boarding pass is downloaded to my phone....The surprise is T-minus less than 24 hours now....

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Old 07-18-2018, 05:53 PM   #54606
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Old 07-18-2018, 06:09 PM   #54607
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Old 07-18-2018, 09:00 PM   #54608
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My wall...filled with good vibes and genuine love.
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Old 07-18-2018, 09:29 PM   #54609
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I need to join my girl on there...OK OK our girl I am willing to still share
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Old 07-18-2018, 09:34 PM   #54610
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Old 07-18-2018, 09:35 PM   #54611
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Old 07-18-2018, 09:44 PM   #54612
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Every time I get or see ^^^ her ^^^ come on line I smile.
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Old 07-19-2018, 01:54 AM   #54613
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A couple messages.

And my little man who keeps telling me in his sweet voice “I love you. I want a guggle”. Guggle is his word for cuddle and I never correct him.
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Old 07-19-2018, 02:01 AM   #54614
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Old 07-19-2018, 03:16 AM   #54615
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Damn , didn't even think that far.

Wow.

Red & Korean. That's some DNA.

Puhahahaahahah
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Old 07-19-2018, 08:54 AM   #54616
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The description for the 'M&F Picture Gallery' Forum is totally click bait!
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Old 07-19-2018, 09:07 AM   #54617
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Old 07-19-2018, 09:49 AM   #54618
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My pup is absolutely the sweetest thing when she first wakes up in the morning
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Old 07-19-2018, 10:23 AM   #54619
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Old 07-20-2018, 11:43 AM   #54620
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Old 07-20-2018, 11:49 AM   #54621
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My good morning message waiting for me when I got up .
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Old 07-20-2018, 12:11 PM   #54622
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The mental image of blue balls riding a bike. Wow
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Old 07-20-2018, 01:37 PM   #54623
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Old 07-20-2018, 03:31 PM   #54624
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One of my foster son , his wife and kids saw me up town stop

and can to my van just to say hi and his son was waving his arm

big time to get my attention. Kids will put a smile on your face and

touch your heart no matter if you are feeling down , just plain hot or what ever.
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Old 07-20-2018, 06:28 PM   #54625
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My lab girl hid my flip flops but I found them still intact. Last time she chewed them to pieces.
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