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Old 01-02-2017, 04:00 AM   #276
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Fisting in order to retrieve toy trains?

(I don't believe I wasted my 1000th post on this)
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Old 01-02-2017, 04:39 AM   #277
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Why cant we do both?
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Old 01-02-2017, 06:08 AM   #278
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If you're thinking of putting a train in there instead of a fist then there's a problem
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Old 01-02-2017, 12:53 PM   #279
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One has to take a deep breath before responding. Depending on who is the fister or fistee, the choice of a toy train seems appealing. On the other hand, one may suppose fisting has its place. Regardless of which choice one must make, lubrication is necessary for both.
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Old 01-02-2017, 01:08 PM   #280
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Why have my choices been reduced to this? Can't I buy nice shoes and just demand oral adoration instead?

No?

Okay the train thing then.
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Old 01-02-2017, 01:22 PM   #281
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Why have my choices been reduced to this? Can't I buy nice shoes and just demand oral adoration instead?

No?

Okay the train thing then.
Gordon seems like a good choice for you.

Wikipedia: Gordon the Big Engine

Gordon the Big Engine is a fictional anthropomorphic tender locomotive in The Railway Series books by Rev. W. Awdry.

Gordon is hard working and strong, and performs his express duties to the absolute best of his ability. He is also the fastest engine on the Island of Sodor. He is sometimes teased by other engines, particularly the smaller ones, and has been known to have a good-natured rivalry with fellow main line engines Henry the Green Engine and James the Red Engine. Nevertheless, he is also quick to forgive and sometimes gives advice and assistance to other engines. He also has a ready wit.
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Old 01-02-2017, 01:32 PM   #282
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Gordon seems like a good choice for you.

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Gordon the Big Engine is a fictional anthropomorphic tender locomotive in The Railway Series books by Rev. W. Awdry.

Gordon is hard working and strong, and performs his express duties to the absolute best of his ability. He is also the fastest engine on the Island of Sodor. He is sometimes teased by other engines, particularly the smaller ones, and has been known to have a good-natured rivalry with fellow main line engines Henry the Green Engine and James the Red Engine. Nevertheless, he is also quick to forgive and sometimes gives advice and assistance to other engines. He also has a ready wit.
He thunders down the line !
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Old 01-02-2017, 01:33 PM   #283
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Gordon seems like a good choice for you.

Wikipedia: Gordon the Big Engine

Gordon the Big Engine is a fictional anthropomorphic tender locomotive in The Railway Series books by Rev. W. Awdry.

Gordon is hard working and strong, and performs his express duties to the absolute best of his ability. He is also the fastest engine on the Island of Sodor. He is sometimes teased by other engines, particularly the smaller ones, and has been known to have a good-natured rivalry with fellow main line engines Henry the Green Engine and James the Red Engine. Nevertheless, he is also quick to forgive and sometimes gives advice and assistance to other engines. He also has a ready wit.
I'm a wee bit disturbed that you were so familiar with Thomas and his friends that you were able to set me up with Gordon...
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Old 01-02-2017, 01:36 PM   #284
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Toy trains for me. Unless I switch professions to become a fecal-transplant therapist.. in which case I will get colonic & personal.
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Old 01-02-2017, 02:43 PM   #285
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I would prefer real trains ... the ones on rails and the ones of thought ...
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Old 01-20-2017, 06:43 PM   #286
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real trains
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Old 01-20-2017, 06:44 PM   #287
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Put me down for the trains
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Old 01-20-2017, 06:46 PM   #288
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I am sure fisting has its admirers but you trains seen m more...although only slightly.... of my bad
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Old 01-20-2017, 06:46 PM   #289
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My wife likes riding toy fish!
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Old 01-20-2017, 07:04 PM   #290
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I never play with toy trains when i was a kid but I always love watching real trains go by close to my house.
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Old 01-20-2017, 07:08 PM   #291
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I never play with fisting but I sometimes enjoy watching fisting on the internet. I used the term "enjoy" very, very loosely
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Old 01-20-2017, 09:30 PM   #292
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The Freudian possibilities of toy trains and tunnels are delightful.
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Old 01-20-2017, 09:35 PM   #293
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Fisting toy trains....
Wtf.
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Old 01-20-2017, 09:50 PM   #294
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I wanna be the train caboose. *bends over*
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Old 01-20-2017, 09:56 PM   #295
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Is the toy train an ho model? That wouldn't be too bad..
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Old 01-20-2017, 10:11 PM   #296
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Some seems to prefer complex planes instead.
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Old 01-20-2017, 10:43 PM   #297
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Can one train in fisting?
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Old 01-20-2017, 10:43 PM   #298
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Can one train in fisting?
Isn't there a practice thread?
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Old 01-22-2017, 09:57 PM   #299
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Isn't there a practice thread?
Knew there was a practice thread, but missed the fisting class.

I will have to see if I can audit that one.
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The toy trains sounds more appealing if those are truly the only two choices. But of course they are not so how about playing trains with an undressed woman along with some other toys?
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