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Old 07-01-2012, 04:37 PM   #25076
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One to die by also = best orgasm you've ever had
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Old 07-01-2012, 04:49 PM   #25077
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The best orgasm you've ever had = accidentally blew the top of her head off. YIKES!
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Old 07-01-2012, 06:45 PM   #25078
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accidentally blew the top of her head off. YIKES! = how many tissues did that clean up take?
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Old 07-01-2012, 06:47 PM   #25079
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how many tissues did that clean up take? = oversized dude
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Old 07-01-2012, 06:51 PM   #25080
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oversized dude = roomy sweatpants
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Old 07-01-2012, 07:14 PM   #25081
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roomy sweatpants = small package
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Old 07-01-2012, 07:16 PM   #25082
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Small package = size doesn't matter
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Old 07-01-2012, 07:20 PM   #25083
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size doesn't matter = tell that to a Sumo wrestler
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Old 07-01-2012, 07:25 PM   #25084
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tell that to a Sumo wrestler = I need to work on my Japanese
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Old 07-01-2012, 09:17 PM   #25085
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I need to work on my Japanese = I see a trip in my future
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Old 07-02-2012, 02:21 AM   #25086
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I see a trip in my future = watch your step
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Old 07-02-2012, 02:25 AM   #25087
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watch your step = treading on egg shells
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Old 07-02-2012, 02:29 AM   #25088
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Treading on eggshells = kink in the armor
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Old 07-02-2012, 08:04 AM   #25089
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kink in the armor= gladiator days
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Old 07-02-2012, 10:35 AM   #25090
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Old 07-02-2012, 12:38 PM   #25091
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Thumbs up = the iconic "like" of the 21st century
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Old 07-02-2012, 07:32 PM   #25092
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the iconic "like" of the 21st century=digg.com
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Old 07-02-2012, 07:36 PM   #25093
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digg.com = I like the way you work it (yo digg-ity)
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I like the way you work it (yo digg-ity)=wasn't it "No diggity"?
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wasn't it "No diggity?" = he's got the whole world in his pants (and other misheard lyrics)
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Old 07-02-2012, 07:42 PM   #25096
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wasn't it "No diggity"? = Gotta bag it up!
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he's got the whole world in his pants (and other misheard lyrics)=Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time.
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Old 07-02-2012, 07:46 PM   #25098
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Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time = playing coy at the cathouse
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playing coy at the cathouse = Raunchy goody goody
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Old 07-02-2012, 07:49 PM   #25100
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Raunchy goody goody = when hairbrushes go bad
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