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Old 01-13-2016, 01:37 PM   #101
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Old 01-13-2016, 01:38 PM   #102
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Old 01-13-2016, 01:56 PM   #103
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Old 01-13-2016, 09:10 PM   #104
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Old 01-15-2016, 07:56 PM   #105
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Old 01-15-2016, 10:55 PM   #108
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Old 01-16-2016, 12:53 AM   #109
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Old 01-16-2016, 04:56 AM   #110
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Old 01-16-2016, 10:54 AM   #111
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Old 01-16-2016, 11:40 AM   #112
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Old 01-16-2016, 11:48 AM   #113
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jill I was in bed this morning thinking to myself .....I wonder how many people see a womans twat before she has a baby. I'd guess 100 people maybe.

then I thought if they have to shave it or trim it to give birth. Not being able to reach because they have become so friggin fat I thought the nurses must have to offer or the trolley boy. Then I wondered if they bring out like a chart with star signs on it saying how would you like yours to look for the presentation. You pick one like a moon or some chick thing and they shave away.

how does it work down there before the baby falls out?
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Old 01-16-2016, 11:56 AM   #114
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jill I was in bed this morning thinking to myself .....I wonder how many people see a womans twat before she has a baby. I'd guess 100 people maybe.

then I thought if they have to shave it or trim it to give birth. Not being able to reach because they have become so friggin fat I thought the nurses must have to offer or the trolley boy. Then I wondered if they bring out like a chart with star signs on it saying how would you like yours to look for the presentation. You pick one like a moon or some chick thing and they shave away.

how does it work down there before the baby falls out?

See youtube, how a baby is born. Sit down for the part where the head sticks out and twists around like the Exorcist.
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Old 01-16-2016, 04:04 PM   #115
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Old 01-16-2016, 04:17 PM   #116
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Old 01-16-2016, 08:33 PM   #117
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