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Old 07-15-2016, 08:36 PM   #176
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Old 07-15-2016, 08:37 PM   #177
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I dunno twat thread to post in
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Old 07-15-2016, 08:38 PM   #178
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I read about this thread on Twatbook.
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Old 07-15-2016, 08:38 PM   #179
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Old 07-15-2016, 08:43 PM   #180
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I went to college with a guy, his first name started with a T and his last name was Watt. I pretty sure y'all know what we called him I twat you not
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Old 07-15-2016, 08:43 PM   #181
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Twat a mean thing to.do
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Old 07-15-2016, 08:45 PM   #182
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My twat is twitching
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Old 07-15-2016, 08:45 PM   #183
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Twat or Consequences.... my favorite game show
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Old 07-15-2016, 08:46 PM   #184
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A twitching twat grows no moss.
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Old 07-15-2016, 08:46 PM   #185
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Twat the night before Christmas and all through the house every creature was screwing even the mouse
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Old 07-15-2016, 08:47 PM   #186
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I'm totally stealing I twat you not
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Old 07-15-2016, 08:47 PM   #187
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Old 07-15-2016, 08:48 PM   #188
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Old 07-15-2016, 08:49 PM   #189
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I twat I saw a pussy cat (may be a repeat)
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Old 07-15-2016, 08:50 PM   #190
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Old 07-15-2016, 08:51 PM   #191
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Like a twat outta hell
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Old 07-15-2016, 08:53 PM   #192
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I want a Twatmobile
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Old 07-15-2016, 08:56 PM   #193
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Old 07-15-2016, 08:57 PM   #194
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Old 07-15-2016, 08:57 PM   #195
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Old 07-15-2016, 09:00 PM   #196
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Old 07-15-2016, 09:03 PM   #198
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Twat shall we do now?
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Twat you talkin about Willis
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