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Old 07-07-2016, 01:14 PM   #10976
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you're in charge...
And don't you forget it.
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Old 03-20-2017, 11:13 PM   #10977
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Sleeping comes naturally to me. I could do it with my eyes closed.
I usually take steps. To avoid elevators.
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Old 03-20-2017, 11:18 PM   #10978
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Lost 40lbs since last may
Hope to about 140lbs after the divorce
Thinking about joining the priesthood
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Old 03-21-2017, 12:34 AM   #10979
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I'm Mrs Hugh Jackman.

I'm Mrs Chris Hemsworth.

I'm deluded.
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Old 03-21-2017, 08:33 PM   #10980
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I am not a mall person
I love to shop online
I get a package deliver 4x a week
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Old 03-21-2017, 08:58 PM   #10981
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I do not like crowds.

I am a chocoholic.

I am a night owl.
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Old 03-21-2017, 09:06 PM   #10982
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1. I am a romantic person
2. I love chocolate
3. I am diabetic
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Old 03-22-2017, 11:05 AM   #10983
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I like baseball
I play guitar
I hate winter
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Old 03-22-2017, 11:30 AM   #10984
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Im a morning person.

I tend to look at things glass "half full"

No one should be on the roads but me
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Old 03-22-2017, 11:31 AM   #10985
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I like to paint
I play the keyboard some
I like romantic movies.
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Old 03-22-2017, 11:53 AM   #10986
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I don't like crowds
I love the sound of the woods coming alive at dawn
I'm a perfectionist on anything I build
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Old 03-22-2017, 12:36 PM   #10987
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Im no bully yet Ill stick up for the underdog...every time.

I hate to see someone being belittled..its degrading..and will never happen in my presence for long.

I like to hand build shit..well..not real shit..that would be gross...but ...well..you know...right?
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Old 03-22-2017, 12:46 PM   #10988
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I am definitely a girly girl no frilly stuff though
I wear heels 99% of the time
capris or sundress with heels are my summer favorites
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Old 03-22-2017, 03:40 PM   #10989
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I seldom take prisoners..I cant see the value of their upkeep

Despite the evidence...I CAN have a sensible conversation..once in a while..but dont push it..ok?

I have never seen the point of mittens.
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Old 03-22-2017, 03:42 PM   #10990
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Im an introvert
Im too deep for most people
I absolutely love kids
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Old 03-22-2017, 03:45 PM   #10991
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Im an extrovert..so I'll easily make up for Leggy's shortcomings

Leggy is short..about her cummings..Ive no idea?

I love kids too..but i dont think i could eat a whole one?
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Old 03-22-2017, 03:46 PM   #10992
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I love Ice
I think I also love Rosie too..lol
I love laughing.. tis why I keep coming back..
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Old 03-22-2017, 05:54 PM   #10993
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Old 03-22-2017, 07:49 PM   #10994
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I'm a lover, not a fighter..
I love to hug people..
I'm a huge flirt on and offline, but rarely take it further.. especially these days..
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Old 03-22-2017, 09:46 PM   #10995
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I had a interesting day
I like to read romance books
I like to watch western movies.
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Old 03-22-2017, 10:26 PM   #10996
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I enjoy sleeping in hubs t-shirt
I love to cuddle when I sleep
I can't watch horror movies
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Old 03-26-2017, 07:35 PM   #10997
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Summer is my favorite season
I play hard and sleep well
I still have the energy of a 20 year old, but I wish my body could keep up with it.
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Old 03-26-2017, 07:44 PM   #10998
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I am a Tigerific Romantic
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Old 03-26-2017, 07:49 PM   #10999
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I live in Arkansas

I like Sci fi movies

Marvel movies.
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Old 03-26-2017, 08:04 PM   #11000
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Too introverted for my own good
I suck at expressing myself
It ends up culminating in weird eruptions
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