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Old 12-30-2009, 07:55 PM   #26
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Tell my son I love him
Always a good idea Xan....thank you for sharing that...
My husband's father has never said those words.....
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Old 12-30-2009, 07:57 PM   #27
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Thinking about this one.......I need to make a good decision sometime today......I,ll be back.....

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Hi ya Neil!!! =)
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Old 12-30-2009, 07:58 PM   #28
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Old 12-30-2009, 08:01 PM   #29
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Hmmm..... Time for me to get my Vikings jersey on. I've already got the 2-day facial hair. tee hee

Hmm...trying impersonate Favre...are ya?
Good thing he wasn't playing tonight or I would have gotten in trouble.
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Old 12-30-2009, 08:04 PM   #30
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Hmm...trying impersonate Favre...are ya?
Good thing he wasn't playing tonight or I would have gotten in trouble.
Whatever it takes Sweetie. I'm quite sure you're worth it.
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Old 12-30-2009, 08:09 PM   #31
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Whatever it takes Sweetie. I'm quite sure you're worth it.

I am so worth it.

Oh, and thank you.
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Old 12-30-2009, 08:12 PM   #32
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Hi ya Neil!!! =)
OK, there it is.
Saying hello to Tadpole......thats it !...
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Old 12-30-2009, 08:17 PM   #33
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I am so worth it.

Oh, and thank you.
Hmmm.... I think I am totally starting to believe that.
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Old 12-30-2009, 08:24 PM   #34
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Hmmm.... I think I am totally starting to believe that.
You better believe it.
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Old 12-30-2009, 08:25 PM   #35
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not a great day for me so far so pouring this glass of wine maybe the best decision of the day so far
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Old 12-30-2009, 09:14 PM   #36
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Old 12-30-2009, 10:47 PM   #37
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Old 12-30-2009, 10:49 PM   #38
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To play Rock Band.........because that's where Said Rat Found Said Item She STOLE................Effin KID!!
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Old 12-30-2009, 10:58 PM   #39
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Ha Ha...best decision...yeah right! I havent made a good decision in a while.
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Old 12-30-2009, 11:07 PM   #40
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Ha Ha...best decision...yeah right! I havent made a good decision in a while.
Ever since Election Day huh?? ...................what? Oh!!.......sorry, Wrong Thread

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Old 12-31-2009, 04:00 AM   #41
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Old 12-31-2009, 06:43 AM   #42
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roll out of bed and take an aspirin.....=)
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Old 12-31-2009, 06:43 AM   #43
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......to NOT shovel snow......we are getting 3 more inches!!!!!!
Nothing wrong with a few extra inches is there?
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Old 12-31-2009, 06:47 AM   #44
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Nothing wrong with a few extra inches is there?
....i just like the way people up North think......=)
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Old 12-31-2009, 06:51 AM   #45
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....i just like the way people up North think......=)
Exactly right, the more the better up there it seems

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Old 12-31-2009, 06:52 AM   #46
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Checking my 13 yr old son's computer usage. Seems my hot-blooded teenager discovered Redtube... oye
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Checking my 13 yr old son's computer usage. Seems my hot-blooded teenager discovered Redtube... oye
Took his time didn't he??
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Took his time didn't he??
I have a feeling he discovered it awhile ago, but was too "preoccupied" this time to remember to clear the history... lol
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I have a feeling he discovered it awhile ago, but was too "preoccupied" this time to remember to clear the history... lol
Oh yeah I can sympathise with him there
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