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Old 03-20-2017, 11:58 PM   #1926
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To keep my cool & play the game. Fuck this corporate shit.
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Old 03-23-2017, 04:08 PM   #1927
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best decision.....sitting around with my little guy doing absolutely nothing.
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Old 03-24-2017, 11:07 AM   #1928
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wear these jeans with my black heels

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Old 03-24-2017, 11:10 AM   #1929
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Old 03-24-2017, 11:17 AM   #1930
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forgiving.. but not forgettin
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Old 03-24-2017, 12:15 PM   #1931
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To avoid the A road
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Old 03-24-2017, 12:16 PM   #1932
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[Isecond best decision today... buying that nutella[/i]
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Old 03-24-2017, 01:40 PM   #1933
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Just release and freak in a good way tonight and show my kids a side of me that they never get to see
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Old 03-24-2017, 03:10 PM   #1934
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Can I watch, also?
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Old 03-24-2017, 03:12 PM   #1935
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Can I watch, also?
If your into wine and country music

Your more than welcome
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Old 03-24-2017, 03:13 PM   #1936
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Got my boots on.
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Old 03-24-2017, 05:53 PM   #1937
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To buy those steaks they look yummy
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Old 03-24-2017, 06:17 PM   #1938
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Well I hope it was the best decision ... only time will tell
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Old 03-25-2017, 01:31 PM   #1939
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Was to drag my arse out of bed and go to Bodycombat.
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Old 03-25-2017, 01:41 PM   #1940
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get done with my house early
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Old 03-25-2017, 04:44 PM   #1941
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Assisting my son on a project.
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Old 03-25-2017, 09:04 PM   #1942
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To turn the fan that runs by battery on to keep me comfortable all day while the lights were out.
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Old 03-25-2017, 09:36 PM   #1943
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Taking a long nap!
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Old 03-25-2017, 09:38 PM   #1944
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Took a short nap
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Old 03-25-2017, 09:43 PM   #1945
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Took a short nap
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Old 03-25-2017, 09:51 PM   #1946
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yes but I manage to get about three short naps each a 30 min to a hour.
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Old 03-25-2017, 09:53 PM   #1947
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yes but I manage to get about three short naps each a 30 min to a hour.
Lol....there's only one thing I wanna do 3 times and it isn't sleeping!
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Old 03-25-2017, 10:05 PM   #1948
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that chicken...it was fantastic!
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Old 03-25-2017, 11:50 PM   #1949
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Old 04-03-2017, 04:45 PM   #1950
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