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Old 09-26-2005, 04:27 PM   #26
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1. my real name
2. my address
3.my phone number..


and i still won't tell ya'll any of that
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Old 09-26-2005, 04:28 PM   #27
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Old 09-26-2005, 04:35 PM   #28
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You do your stretching exercises then!!!!!!
I just found 2237 sites with different stretching exercises...I'll keep you posted on my progress.
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Old 09-26-2005, 05:44 PM   #29
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1. I'm a white man with a small penis.
2. I'm quick at everything I do...and I do mean everything.
3. No matter how small my penis is, my need to be quick, keeps getting the little man caught in my zipper.
Too quick thats the problem
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Old 09-26-2005, 06:00 PM   #30
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I just found 2237 sites with different stretching exercises...I'll keep you posted on my progress.
Do they include every part of your body???
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Old 09-26-2005, 06:03 PM   #31
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Do they include every part of your body???
Oh yeah...after the first one, I can now touch the tip of my nose with my tongue...
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Old 09-26-2005, 06:12 PM   #32
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Let me know when you have reach the other parts!!!!!!
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Old 09-26-2005, 06:20 PM   #33
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And Im Peter Pan, Hello Christy
Yes Mr. Dave....I think you must be
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Old 09-26-2005, 06:37 PM   #34
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1. i hate snakes
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Old 09-26-2005, 06:40 PM   #35
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you can be used in a good way too...
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Old 09-27-2005, 04:57 AM   #36
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Oh yeah...after the first one, I can now touch the tip of my nose with my tongue...
I can tuch the tip of my !!!!! with mine
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Old 09-27-2005, 04:59 AM   #37
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Yes Mr. Dave....I think you must be
Dig at dave day is it LOL ok ok big things come in little packages
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Old 09-27-2005, 05:00 AM   #38
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Old 09-27-2005, 06:14 AM   #39
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1. my real name
2. my address
3.my phone number..


and i still won't tell ya'll any of that
Not even for some MEGA Peanut M&M's?
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Old 09-27-2005, 09:12 AM   #40
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1) smoke

2) eat 2 much

3) sleep 2 long
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Old 09-27-2005, 09:22 AM   #41
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1) smoke
Well Hank, as long as it's comin from you and not the plane....
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Old 09-27-2005, 09:30 AM   #42
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Well Hank, as long as it's comin from you and not the plane....
no plane smoke...
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Old 09-27-2005, 10:02 AM   #43
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1 I get emotional watching "Extreme Makeover, House Edition"
2 I'm an Everquest "junkie"
3 I procrastinate way too much for my own good.

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Old 09-27-2005, 10:43 AM   #44
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I can tuch the tip of my !!!!! with mine
Can you??? and where would that be???
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Old 09-27-2005, 10:45 AM   #45
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Dig at dave day is it LOL ok ok big things come in little packages
And what big thing would that be??? Your head on your shoulders???
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Old 09-27-2005, 10:48 AM   #46
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Not even for some MEGA Peanut M&M's?
not even for that,,i am not as easy as you are
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Old 09-27-2005, 10:49 AM   #47
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And what big thing would that be??? Your head on your shoulders???
his feet??
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Old 09-27-2005, 10:50 AM   #48
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Yes, suppose you could be right, could be his feet!!!!!
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Old 09-27-2005, 01:11 PM   #49
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Too quick thats the problem
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Old 09-27-2005, 01:13 PM   #50
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1 I get emotional watching "Extreme Makeover, House Edition"
2 I'm an Everquest "junkie"
3 I procrastinate way too much for my own good.

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So true, big --- that show eats me alive!
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