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Old 01-11-2018, 02:17 PM   #6601
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Clubbed a baby seal? (that's disgusting! Damn, I mean there are so many who need clubbing!)~

The last one would get me banned ....rhymes with Nantucket~
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Old 01-11-2018, 02:18 PM   #6602
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...had anything except "vanilla" sex.
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Old 01-11-2018, 02:19 PM   #6603
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Old 01-11-2018, 02:20 PM   #6604
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You know what I'm thinking don't you? ....you are so bad!
"Grabbed a Pussy..mayhap?"
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Old 01-11-2018, 06:55 PM   #6605
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Old 01-12-2018, 02:25 AM   #6606
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"Grabbed a Pussy..mayhap?"

That may be the greatest slogan ever uttered by mortals ---'Grab them by the Pussy'~ I was stunned ...so clear, so very pure, ....<sniff>~ What does every guy wanna do???

YES! ...lemme repeat myself --

'Roses are Red
Violets are just so fucking blue
I grabbed her by the pussy and screwed her too!~'

And my God, if that's not love then what is???

Or ...'Could you be Loved'??
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Old 01-12-2018, 05:06 AM   #6607
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Old 01-12-2018, 07:34 PM   #6608
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Old 01-12-2018, 08:24 PM   #6609
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Old 01-13-2018, 03:23 AM   #6610
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Next time ....forget the card and mail yourself to me~
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Old 01-13-2018, 06:14 AM   #6611
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Old 01-13-2018, 11:57 AM   #6612
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Old 01-13-2018, 11:59 AM   #6613
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uh ....yea ... ...know anyone that survived that mistake? ~
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Old 01-13-2018, 12:03 PM   #6614
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Old 01-13-2018, 12:05 PM   #6615
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Old 01-13-2018, 12:21 PM   #6616
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Old 01-14-2018, 11:47 AM   #6617
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Old 01-15-2018, 10:35 AM   #6618
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Old 01-15-2018, 01:34 PM   #6619
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Lol ...that one rang a bell from long ago! Way back in 1987 I was just outside Caracas, Venezuela (thanks Tom! ...) on liberty off the USS Eisenhower and staying in a hotel on the beach.

My friends and I ate the best 'catch of the day' I ever had ...and one of the things they served ALWAYS was octopus and squid. I ate fried, grilled, smoked, ....and pickled octopus ...and the pickled stuff was very tough ...and I think it was either under cooked or raw ....just like oysters~

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Old 01-15-2018, 02:11 PM   #6620
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