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Old 09-03-2018, 10:10 PM   #1
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Lets tell an Erotic Story one sentence at a time, using a,b,c format.

Lets see what we can come up.with.

A shiver runs up your spine as you feel someone staring at you.
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Old 09-03-2018, 10:39 PM   #2
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But suddenly I had the urge to fart, so
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Old 09-04-2018, 02:53 PM   #3
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concealing my flatulence as best I could, I smile as I turn to see who is looking at me.
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Old 09-06-2018, 12:39 AM   #4
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And there was a beautiful woman looking at me with a stunned look on her face.
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Old 09-06-2018, 12:48 AM   #5
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"Did you just fart!?", she said incredulously.
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Old 09-06-2018, 12:51 AM   #6
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But I just smiled and pointed to the guy standing next to me.
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Old 09-06-2018, 09:24 AM   #7
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She shakes her head at the two of you, wondering what the heck she just walked into.
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Old 09-06-2018, 11:01 AM   #8
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Everyone needs to read Acorn’s post again.
For I think he intended these sentences to start with the next letter in the alphabet.
Get it?
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Old 09-06-2018, 12:12 PM   #9
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Firstly, I did read Arcon's post and secondly I did get it ..my sentence started with F after yours started with E. Not that hard!
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Old 09-06-2018, 12:27 PM   #10
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Everyone needs to read Acorn’s post again.
For I think he intended these sentences to start with the next letter in the alphabet.
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I think the thread was ruined with the secong post lol
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Old 09-06-2018, 12:50 PM   #11
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Start it again ...
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Old 09-06-2018, 02:18 PM   #12
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A thunderstorm is raging outside the bedroom window.
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Old 09-06-2018, 02:35 PM   #13
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Blindfolded on the bed, she can't see much, but can hear the rain beating down and feel his
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Old 09-06-2018, 02:57 PM   #14
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Blindfolded on the bed, she can't see much, but can hear the rain beating down and feel his
(I don't think you can stop in the middle of a sentence but, whatever...lol)

...calloused hands exploring her soft skin.
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If I didn't stop there I probably would have gone through the whole alphabet myself!

Deep, dark desire flooded over her.
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Old 09-06-2018, 03:04 PM   #16
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exploring every delicious spot on her body, his hands finally land in her most sensitive place.
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“Finally” she moans as she reaches for him.
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Guiding his movements, she threw back her head.
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His breath quickens as he explores her most sensitive places and her reactions spur him on.
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inserting his fingers inside, feeling the heat of her arousal
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Old 09-06-2018, 06:24 PM   #21
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Just as the thunder booms outside, she gasps and floods my fingers with her juices
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Knowing he can't hold it in any more, he attempts to time a huge fart with the thunderclap, but not only does he time it poorly, he also realizes - too late - that it wasn't just a fart.
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Letting out a shart was the last thing he wanted to do...
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maybe we should move to the shower, he whispers in her ear...hoping she didn't notice
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"no," she says, "I like it messy"
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