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Old 10-12-2012, 07:46 PM   #1
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Default Did you Wiggle?

A guy sitting in a bar just slamming down double shots ---

Bartender says, "Sir, is something wrong?"

Guy says, "Today, I went on one of those scenic flights over the city. We got up to 5,000 feet. The pilot turned the autopilot on, and crawled in the back with me. Then, he said, 'We're at 5,000 feet. You're either going to jump out of this plane or I'm gonna fuck you in the ass."

Bartender says, "Well, did you jump?"

Guy says, "A little ... at first."
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Old 10-13-2012, 11:34 AM   #2
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Old 10-13-2012, 11:38 AM   #3
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K so when I do a shot of something hard like tequila or Jaguermeister, I wiggle... So I was in a bar a few years back and doing a shot with a girlfriend. This guy came up and says, " I'll buy you a shot just to see you wiggle again." I did 2 more!!!
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