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Old 08-04-2010, 11:05 AM   #76
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HEATWAVE..having a heatwave...see how many are stuck with that bouncing around in their heads
it's a welcome change...I've had Black Sabbatth running in my head since IronMan joined.
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Old 08-04-2010, 11:15 AM   #77
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Today we are already under a heat advisory...Great

The temp is suppose to be 99 and the heat index 111
I'll be where it's cool...somewhere?? Even the pool is boiling.
sounds about right...been like that for at least the last 10 days....I could use a break!!!!
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Old 08-04-2010, 11:22 AM   #78
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Dixie we must be neighbors! Its so hot here
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Old 08-04-2010, 11:23 AM   #79
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Dixie we must be neighbors! Its so hot here

Ah its august that about sums it up...LOL
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Old 08-04-2010, 12:27 PM   #80
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Just another 96 degree day in paradise!!!!!!!!! Summer is on!!!!
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Old 08-04-2010, 12:32 PM   #81
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85 but humidity is really high.
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Old 08-04-2010, 12:36 PM   #82
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A friggin scorcher today not sure what the temp is but the heat index could reach 120.....I'm staying my ass in the AC today!
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Old 08-04-2010, 12:40 PM   #83
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Hot today 90 deg. Not too bad.
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Old 08-04-2010, 12:41 PM   #84
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It's Africa hot.
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Old 08-04-2010, 12:43 PM   #85
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It's Africa hot.
It's currently 70 degrees in Nairobi http://www.timeanddate.com/weather/kenya/nairobi

sounds pleasant.
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Old 08-04-2010, 12:48 PM   #86
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It's currently 70 degrees in Nairobi http://www.timeanddate.com/weather/kenya/nairobi

sounds pleasant.

Ok, it's Hell hot.
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Old 08-04-2010, 12:50 PM   #87
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its blah today... cloudy, humid and well, yucky
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Old 08-04-2010, 12:52 PM   #88
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Ok, it's Hell hot.
ok...so upper 80's and a few isolated T-Storms then.

http://weather.yahoo.com/united-stat.../hell-2419784/
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Old 08-04-2010, 12:53 PM   #89
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It's Africa hot.
You must be my neighbor Ginger LOL
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ok...so upper 80's and a few isolated T-Storms then.

http://weather.yahoo.com/united-stat.../hell-2419784/
O M G.

It's f*ckin Cincinnati hot!
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Old 08-04-2010, 12:54 PM   #91
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I forgot to put on underwear today so its a bit chaffey out ...errr... in .. you know what I mean.
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Old 08-04-2010, 01:09 PM   #92
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says it is 90 but feels like 99 with heat index...with only 63% humidity...
But let me tell ya...walk outside and it is an instant freaking sweat!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-04-2010, 01:48 PM   #93
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hot and dry
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its blah today... cloudy, humid and well, yucky

Same here. Yucky.
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In direct sunlight it was 130 and humid... it is not even hot yet... wait until next month!
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it is POURING rain right now!
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Old 08-10-2010, 04:05 PM   #98
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All I can say it's scorching hot almost 100 I'm sick of it!
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95 hot and humid

someone hose me off
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