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Old 11-08-2018, 04:29 PM   #55176
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Hubs sent me a video of a woman ejecting an apple from her love tunnel
...And suggested I should try it...cheeky f****er
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Old 11-08-2018, 04:32 PM   #55177
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Old 11-08-2018, 04:32 PM   #55178
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Ps hope it wasnt a cooking apple...
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Old 11-08-2018, 04:33 PM   #55179
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Old 11-08-2018, 04:36 PM   #55180
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He also sent a Spice Girls clip with flashes of porn in...he's on a roll tonight
Possibly on a promise too!
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Old 11-08-2018, 04:39 PM   #55181
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Old 11-08-2018, 04:53 PM   #55182
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Old 11-10-2018, 10:07 AM   #55183
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This speaks for itself:

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Old 11-10-2018, 01:25 PM   #55184
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Old 11-16-2018, 05:18 AM   #55185
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Old 11-16-2018, 07:59 AM   #55186
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Old 11-21-2018, 10:06 PM   #55187
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Old 11-21-2018, 10:07 PM   #55188
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Posting on here, good friends and distractions...
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Old 11-21-2018, 10:10 PM   #55189
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Old 11-29-2018, 11:36 AM   #55190
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Old 11-29-2018, 02:19 PM   #55191
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Old 11-29-2018, 03:03 PM   #55192
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Old 11-29-2018, 06:11 PM   #55193
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Old 11-29-2018, 07:13 PM   #55194
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Old 11-29-2018, 08:10 PM   #55195
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a comment about how intelligent my posterior was...

I think the exact wording was "smart ass"
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Old 11-29-2018, 09:29 PM   #55197
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Old 11-29-2018, 09:32 PM   #55198
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a comment about how intelligent my posterior was...

I think the exact wording was "smart ass"
At least it's accurate... "better than a dumbass"
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Old 11-29-2018, 09:37 PM   #55199
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