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Old 07-31-2016, 05:12 PM   #176
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Torus - In geometery, a torus (plural tori) is a surface of revolution generated by revolving a circle in three-dimensional space about an axis coplanar with the circle. If the axis of revolution does not touch the circle, the surface has a ring shape and is called a torus of revolution.


It's easier to say donut! lol
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Torus - In geometery, a torus (plural tori) is a surface of revolution generated by revolving a circle in three-dimensional space about an axis coplanar with the circle. If the axis of revolution does not touch the circle, the surface has a ring shape and is called a torus of revolution.


I didn't post that thinking it was too lame... But you posting it made it pretty sexy.
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I didn't post that thinking it was too lame... But you posting it made it pretty sexy.
My torus is thicker and harder.

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Old 07-31-2016, 06:55 PM   #179
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My torus is thicker and harder.

and the hole is tighter.

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and the hole is tighter.

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Old 07-31-2016, 09:47 PM   #181
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If this torus talk will make me like donuts you are sooooo wrong! You both & fans sound like this group

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Let me just say this... Not all torus are yucky... Onion rings = yummy x2

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Let me just say this... Not all torus are yucky... Onion rings = yummy x2

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A doughnut has 200 calories whereas an onion ring has 500.

Doughnuts = healthy food

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A doughnut has 200 calories whereas an onion ring has 500.

Doughnuts = healthy food

It smells better, and is a good combination of hard with an alluring softness
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It smells better, and is a good combination of hard with an alluring softness
So are Rocky Mountain Oysters, but doesn't mean I'd want to eat one.
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So are Rocky Mountain Oysters, but doesn't mean I'd want to eat one.
- stick with donuts! You seem to be a good chef !
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- stick with donuts! You seem to be a good chef !
Guess so. At our doughnut shack, Mish keeps me back in the kitchen while he's up front at the counter schmoozing with all the women customers.

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Guess so. At our doughnut shack, Mish keeps me back in the kitchen while he's up front at the counter schmoozing with all the women customers.

I going to unionize, but don't tell him.
Back kitchen!!! You get the first view! So ungrateful to a good friend
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Let me just say this... Not all torus are yucky... Some Rings = yummy yum yum.
Oh I get it. You just like a tastier ring.

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Oh I get it. You just like a tastier ring.
Depends tastier.. I like traditional diner onion rings.
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Pink lip shaped donuts .. my favourite
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Pink lip shaped donuts .. my favourite
Sperm emoticon & food do not work well together..!
And what's with the sperm theme?

Are you writing an ejaculatory poem?
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rub a dub dub
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a woman beside him
I think they're in lub
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Urban dictionary .. Very classy! So do you like donuts? I mean the real food thingies not the meanings in here!
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Hot donuts .. outside on a cold day .. yep
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