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Old 08-25-2018, 11:09 PM   #2701
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Old 08-25-2018, 11:14 PM   #2702
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being asked the same question over and over , I've already answered it
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Old 08-25-2018, 11:21 PM   #2703
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Old 09-19-2018, 04:57 AM   #2704
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Getting held up at work due to someone else's bad planning when I am already doing double my contracted hours every week!

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Old 09-19-2018, 08:59 AM   #2705
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When my kids leave empty water bottles all over the house.
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Old 09-19-2018, 09:23 AM   #2706
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Old 09-19-2018, 10:14 AM   #2707
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The ac going out one of the hottest days of the summer!!!!
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Old 09-19-2018, 11:47 AM   #2708
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The stuff that comes outta that mans mouth.
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Old 09-19-2018, 12:05 PM   #2709
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The stuff that comes outta that mans mouth.
Oh, sorry. I'll chew with my mouth closed next time.
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Old 09-19-2018, 01:03 PM   #2710
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When some dickhead asks you a question and you begin to answer it and they butt in and begin to ask you something else without ever waiting for an answer to the first question

wtf?..really chews my tits does that one
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Old 10-31-2018, 05:42 AM   #2711
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When he leaves his tools or car wash stuff out and thinks it all puts itself away!
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Old 10-31-2018, 05:50 AM   #2712
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Old 10-31-2018, 04:10 PM   #2713
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Coughing like a baby seal on my favorite effing holiday.

I am not allowed to be sick, dammit.
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Old 10-31-2018, 04:38 PM   #2714
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Coughing like a baby seal on my favorite effing holiday.

I am not allowed to be sick, dammit.
Don't walk into a club.
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Old 10-31-2018, 06:31 PM   #2715
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Hardy har har *barkcough*

Feels like I already did and my pelt is up on ebay.
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Old 11-12-2018, 12:37 AM   #2716
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Old 11-12-2018, 12:38 AM   #2717
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Old 11-12-2018, 12:43 AM   #2718
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Old 11-12-2018, 12:52 AM   #2719
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Well STOP starching!
I have... but if I still did.. it would irritate me.
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Old 11-12-2018, 10:20 AM   #2720
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