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Old 08-05-2010, 05:58 PM   #2526
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Old 08-05-2010, 06:24 PM   #2527
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Old 08-07-2010, 09:28 PM   #2528
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finishing my weekend tasks.. blah .....
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Old 08-08-2010, 11:47 AM   #2529
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Old 08-08-2010, 11:49 AM   #2530
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Old 08-08-2010, 12:36 PM   #2531
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moving . . .
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Old 08-08-2010, 12:40 PM   #2532
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not playing with the one i can or the the one i want to but cann't see
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Old 08-08-2010, 04:24 PM   #2533
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having sex... dammit
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Old 08-09-2010, 03:31 PM   #2534
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Old 08-09-2010, 03:37 PM   #2535
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Old 08-09-2010, 06:16 PM   #2536
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Old 08-09-2010, 06:20 PM   #2537
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getting work done......again

so there with you, no work done at all
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Old 08-09-2010, 06:21 PM   #2538
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Wiscy...you're just lookin' for an excuse to stay late at the office. lol
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Old 08-09-2010, 06:34 PM   #2539
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Wiscy...you're just lookin' for an excuse to stay late at the office. lol

you going to give me a reason too....
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Old 08-09-2010, 06:36 PM   #2540
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Checking my rolodex for your boss' number...do I need to call him again?
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Old 08-09-2010, 06:37 PM   #2541
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Checking my rolodex for your boss' number...do I need to call him again?
damn your sexting him too!!!! What gives!!!!
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Old 08-09-2010, 06:41 PM   #2542
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Noooooo...but the question is, does he need to know why?
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Old 08-09-2010, 06:52 PM   #2543
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Noooooo...but the question is, does he need to know why?

no he doesn't...7 minutes and counting
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Old 08-09-2010, 06:58 PM   #2544
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Old 08-09-2010, 09:09 PM   #2545
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Old 08-09-2010, 09:20 PM   #2546
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Sleeping. It's 2am on this side of the world, but I stupidly had a late night espresso at a sidewalk cafe. Wide awake now.
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Old 08-09-2010, 09:23 PM   #2547
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Sleeping. It's 2am on this side of the world, but I stupidly had a late night espresso at a sidewalk cafe. Wide awake now.
Yikes!
Take advantage of it and do some plyometrics, then get your butt to bed!
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Old 08-09-2010, 09:24 PM   #2548
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Old 08-09-2010, 09:26 PM   #2549
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Old 08-09-2010, 09:29 PM   #2550
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